Everton Transfer Thread 2016

Darth Vader · July 1, 2016

Woman on Instagram saying we are in for Defoe

andy4efc · July 1, 2016

Ashtonian said:
2 mate. Ibra and Bally

Ibra isn't signed yet, but the point I'd make there is that he's obvious quality and you wouldn't really need to assess the squad to know what hes gonna add....

Same in the way that it's painfully obvious we need a goalkeeper.

chicoazul · July 1, 2016

Darth Vader said:
Woman on Instagram saying we are in for Defoe

That was yer mar replying to me asking her does she do chews for a nicker.

Your autospell put an extra "e" on her answer.

chicoazul · July 1, 2016

I think we need to make a statement of intent lads or everyone is gonna keep on just pure buzzing off us.

Gerrard back home as first team coach EFC.

Milkman · July 1, 2016

There's a fella on JustEat saying we're in for Clint Dempsey. Not sure how ITK.

Darth Vader · July 1, 2016

chicoazul said:
That was yer mar replying to me asking her does she do chews for a nicker.

Your autospell put an extra "e" on her answer.

Ohhhh, Good one that

Nerd

chicoazul · July 1, 2016

Lads. Pirlo.

Don't shoot the messenger.

dan78 · July 1, 2016

Lass on chaturbate says to expect movement shortly

Bally8 · July 1, 2016

chicoazul said:
Some lad on Twitter who's got plenty right before said the same thing but didn't make it out to be a massive falling out. Just a disagreement.

Who mate?

Darth Vader · July 1, 2016

Everton in for Ravanelli

Professor Toffee · July 1, 2016

chicoazul said:
Fantastic. Big fan of these references.

Adjusted for the additional 6 years in Robben Island after the Specials song
Rebooted

Neiziro · July 1, 2016

Seen Chico's horrendous mar falling down the stairs of Shenanigans, continuously belting out "SCHNEIDERLIN!" as she slowly rolled along the floor attempting to clutch her flab-shrouded kneecap.

Don't know how reliable, but watch this space.

chicoazul · July 1, 2016

Bally8 said:
Who mate?

It's agent Harry or something mate.

JLW · July 1, 2016

Milkman said:
There's a fella on JustEat saying we're in for Clint Dempsey. Not sure how ITK.

Jesus, please no!!

blueblue · July 1, 2016

Darth Vader said:
Lad on twitter saying Koemans had a falling out with the board over transfers, Saying we are not bringing any targets in until a DOF is appointed

Worrying

It certainly is worrying. Very worrying indeed.
I would be very fearful of the sanity of anybody who believes anything off twitter.