Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Toffeeslam]

Twitter full of storys that Koeman has had a massive bust up

No smoke without fire

Yeah ok mate absolutely

Thanks for the tip

 

[lancs blue]

rumours are growing pace that our marque signing of the summer emile heskey is about to sign a contract

 

[tommye]

I still have hope its big Steeevvvvveeee (I know we wont really)
Stekelenberg isn't a bad shout as number 2, although I want someone like Joel who can realistically push the number 1. Stekelenberg will literally just be a Capital one cup type keeper.

Perin was my dream signing for GK, Ruffier was my preferred choice after Tim left, given the budget at the time wasn't as big as rumoured to be now. Begovic could be a good signing although Leno seems to be the peoples choice.

Not really sure on other targets, I think we may of missed out on Wanyama for £11m although wouldn't be my first choice. As for a striker then Dzeko, Bony or Janssen for cheaper alternatives ? Not sure if Mata or Witsel will work, can see Mata going to Atletico if anything.

WTACTUALF?

 

[neil999]

What

obviously you can read

i think he is insinuating you are of lower intelligence, similar to that of the street dweller

 

[Eggs]

probably because you know these players, they are english and you are hype prone ;-) if i didnt follow english football for last 20 years i would say that barkley must be utter terrible if he cant get a minute in the poor england team at euros

....sorry, Matey, it doesn't matter if an EFC player comes from Timbucktoo as far as I'm concerned. All that matters is that we improve our squad and our team. I judge players on what I see not because of where they come from. I might be very wrong on the Polish guy, he's a decent player but I don't think he's better that what we already have.

 

[Mashtray]

rumours are growing pace that our marque signing of the summer emile heskey is about to sign a contract

they say hes running around being held together by a string of kittens

 

[Professor Toffee]

I think we need to make a statement of intent lads or everyone is gonna keep on just pure buzzing off us.

Gerrard back home as first team coach EFC.

Paul?

 

[Eggs]

Palace signed Mandanda!! Who has the defcon picture so we commence the fume?

.....I'm ok with that, he looked a bit unconventional for my liking.

 

[brettangellnightporter]

Twitter full of storys that Koeman has had a massive bust up

No smoke without fire

What about CGI smoke?

 

[Deleted member 24970]

WTACTUALF?

Got a problem Tommy boy ? Like to elaborate on my Transfer round up ?

 

[Brownie]

BREAKING: Everton

 

[Deleted member 24970]

Have you just totally missed the part where he made the same joke

Yes pretty much I guess...... I was just making the joke more obvious like when you explain a joke incase someone didn't get it..... (normally im that guy anyway) leave me alone before I give Skywalker a call you abusive father.

 

[chicoazul]

BREAKING: Everton

Look what you've all done.

You happy now?

 

[caught]

Twitter full of storys that Koeman has had a massive bust up

No smoke without fire

"Full of"? Like your balls every night before uncle Ian comes home?

There is one story and it's that Koeman has a massive bust: it is full of milk and is ready to burst just like your uncle Ian.

"BUT IT'S NOT REAL MILK UNCLE IAN!!!"

"Shhhhh," said uncle Ian as the scene fades to black.

 

[tommye]

Got a problem Tommy boy ? Like to elaborate on my Transfer round up ?

Get in the bin.