Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[tommye]

Bungle said: ↑
Shouldn't you be coming up with some bollocks conspiracy theory somewhere? Do Everton even exist or are we a false flag operation?

You utter mentalist.

This is what started it. This was he's reply too a statement I made.
The man a maniac.

I can't see a problem tbh mate. Just click on his name and where it says ignore and the furry little deviant won't bother you any more.


He's quite a nice fella really. Has a few issues but on the plus side his reach-arounds are magnificent. I suggest you try one. You won't regret it.

 

[Goat]

Wistel is utter pants, really hope we dont sign him, my Nan is better.

 

[CynicalBlue]

Just passing on what I'm told. Hope to get further clarification and confirmation soon.

It's a pleasure recieving such news and shows times are a changing!

 

[People75]

Yes you are. Of donkey cok.

Ha ha, you have too much donkey cok on your mind. Not me. I guess that end up with you being a cocksucker. I don't mind

 

[Neiziro]

Begovic, Witsel, Mata, van Dijk, Blind

 

[marnie]

Bungle said: ↑
Shouldn't you be coming up with some bollocks conspiracy theory somewhere? Do Everton even exist or are we a false flag operation?

You utter mentalist.

This is what started it. This was he's reply too a statement I made.
The man a maniac.

Do you sit down for a piss?

 

[LostLegend]

I wouldnt stop there neither.

 

[CynicalBlue]

Wistel is utter pants, really hope we dont sign him, my Nan is better.

I don't disagree your nan is better than Witzel at some tasks but centre mid?
She must be a hell of a player!

 

[People75]

I can't see a problem tbh mate. Just click on his name and where it says ignore and the furry little deviant won't bother you any more.


He's quite a nice fella really. Has a few issues but on the plus side his reach-arounds are magnificent. I suggest you try one. You won't regret it.

Ok. Let me just deal with it my way. I can cope.

 

[BlueToff]

Seen him play some games in the Alonso role, deep playmaker

Ah maybe that's what I'm missing then...

He only ever played either as a 10 or 8 in the games I've watched.


Anyway, if this Witsel stuff is true, then we've got the finished article imo

 

[sageyefc]

The Esk is having everybody on here. I am almost certain of it. And when this 'huge' transfer fails to materialise, it'll be "the ambitions were there, it just didn't come off", and we'll be left with Dickov!

But dickov is retired mate

 

[mightymoyes]

So eh..is Witsel actually any good or is he just a foreign McCarthy?

nah he offers something goin forward too

 

[Deco]

Just passing on what I'm told. Hope to get further clarification and confirmation soon.

From what you've been told mate, would you expect more of the same as Mata/Witsel? Or will we be aiming even higher?

 

[People75]

Do you sit down for a piss?

Do you have a life?

 

[ianefc]

Bungle said: ↑
Shouldn't you be coming up with some bollocks conspiracy theory somewhere? Do Everton even exist or are we a false flag operation?

You utter mentalist.

This is what started it. This was he's reply too a statement I made.
The man * a maniac.

*is