Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Deleted member 28206]

We have irons in the fire all over the place.

Soon we will take them out.

You said four signings this week blud

 

[evertony]

Lot of clubs in Austria at the moment. Including WBA, PSG, Sunderland and others. Contract man will be like a Club 18-30 Rep handing out Mosh-offers to all and sundry

 

[Nymzee]

Koeman's last interview clearly makes it sound like he was assessing which of the kids are ready for regular first team involvement which directly impacts transfer targets.

Like a lot of us said two weeks ago.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

When does the transfer window open then?

 

[evertony]

Diego Rolan

Denys Midnight Runner

 

[bitter-no-better]

Mata more a 10 than Witsel. Witsel more of a 4 or 8.

mata more of an 8. witsel prefers 28. the shops are fully stocked with 8s.

 

[DonMakaveli]

Basically tomorrow is going to be like deadline day , constantly refreshing Twitter and searching Everton, Everton Witsel, Everton Mata, Everton Koulibaly etc.

So pretty much what I've done for the last fortnight.

 

[ultra]

I wonder if tomorrow's signing will be a marquee one?

Tbh, I would be happy with a 6-berth-frame-tent type of signing at the moment...

 

[Duncan Disorderley]

I know he is RS but I'd like to see Balotelli join us, maybe on a pay as you play contract, think he has massive potential but is obviously a complete bell end!!

Yes he might cause disruption but surely that could form part of his contract, p**s around and your contract is terminated, when he has his mind focused he is a clinical finisher and with Koemans obviously hot on fitness I could see him being a very good buy if we got him on our terms.

 

[Neiziro]

I know he is RS but I'd like to see Balotelli join us, maybe on a pay as you play contract, think he has massive potential but is obviously a complete bell end!!

Yes he might cause disruption but surely that could form part of his contract, p**s around and your contract is terminated, when he has his mind focused he is a clinical finisher and with Koemans obviously hot on fitness I could see him being a very good buy if we got him on our terms.

Cheers for reminding me mate. Forgot it was bedtime.

 

[Connor]

I know he is RS but I'd like to see Balotelli join us, maybe on a pay as you play contract, think he has massive potential but is obviously a complete bell end!!

Yes he might cause disruption but surely that could form part of his contract, p**s around and your contract is terminated, when he has his mind focused he is a clinical finisher and with Koemans obviously hot on fitness I could see him being a very good buy if we got him on our terms.

Bed now.

 

[Goat]

I know he is RS but I'd like to see Balotelli join us, maybe on a pay as you play contract, think he has massive potential but is obviously a complete bell end!!

Yes he might cause disruption but surely that could form part of his contract, p**s around and your contract is terminated, when he has his mind focused he is a clinical finisher and with Koemans obviously hot on fitness I could see him being a very good buy if we got him on our terms.

Can somebody set fire to this post for the love of GOD.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Cheers, we'll ketchup tomorrow.

On topic, lads. The mods brown upon this sort of distraction.

 

[Duncan Disorderley]

Can somebody set fire to this post for the love of GOD.

Reasons would be nice

 

[Duncan Disorderley]

Bed now.

Night