Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Bob Latchford]

I know he is RS but I'd like to see Balotelli join us, maybe on a pay as you play contract, think he has massive potential but is obviously a complete bell end!!

Yes he might cause disruption but surely that could form part of his contract, p**s around and your contract is terminated, when he has his mind focused he is a clinical finisher and with Koemans obviously hot on fitness I could see him being a very good buy if we got him on our terms.

Used to think he was this enigma/genius/Maverick but actually think he may be a touch mentally ill. Btw, Don't mean that in a disrespectful way to anyone! The guy seems like he's just going through his career aimlessly.
No way for me

 

[Duncan Disordely]

I know he is RS but I'd like to see Balotelli join us, maybe on a pay as you play contract, think he has massive potential but is obviously a complete bell end!!

Yes he might cause disruption but surely that could form part of his contract, p**s around and your contract is terminated, when he has his mind focused he is a clinical finisher and with Koemans obviously hot on fitness I could see him being a very good buy if we got him on our terms.

I'd just like to point out that this does not represent the thoughts of this particular @Duncan Disordely

 

[Duncan Disorderley]

Used to think he was this enigma/genius/Maverick but actually think he may be a touch mentally ill. Btw, Don't mean that in a disrespectful way to anyone! The guy seems like he's just going through his career aimlessly.
No way for me

I am not disagreeing with you at all, hence the contract would have to detailed. My point is that on his day and when properly focused he can be unbelievable.

 

[Duncan Disorderley]

I'd just like to point out that this does not represent the thoughts of this particular @Duncan Disordely

Our usernames are slightly different

 

[Goat]

Reasons would be nice

And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

 

[ultra]

And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

I don't like Mondays, but am hoping I am gonna like Fridays

 

[Efcpablo]

I know he is RS but I'd like to see Balotelli join us, maybe on a pay as you play contract, think he has massive potential but is obviously a complete bell end!!

Yes he might cause disruption but surely that could form part of his contract, p**s around and your contract is terminated, when he has his mind focused he is a clinical finisher and with Koemans obviously hot on fitness I could see him being a very good buy if we got him on our terms.

He is more likely to retire & have his own chat show than sign for us mate

 

[maccavennie]

I know he is RS but I'd like to see Balotelli join us, maybe on a pay as you play contract, think he has massive potential but is obviously a complete bell end!!

Yes he might cause disruption but surely that could form part of his contract, p**s around and your contract is terminated, when he has his mind focused he is a clinical finisher and with Koemans obviously hot on fitness I could see him being a very good buy if we got him on our terms.

DUNCAN OR DISORDERLEY ?
DUNCAN OR DISORDERLEY?
DUNCAN OR DISORDERLEY?
DUNCAN OR DISORDERLEY?

deffo a disorderley post that mate, he's absolutely crap, like ultimate Niasse crap, Barlow crap, Angel crap, Joe Max Moore crap. Chadwick was better than this pile of crap you speak of.

 

[Duncan Disorderley]

And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Love the Boomtown Rats, just my opinion mate.

 

[kev]

I'd just like to point out that this does not represent the thoughts of this particular @Duncan Disordely

You were drunk when you chose that username wasn't you

 

[Duncan Disorderley]

DUNCAN OR DISORDERLEY ?
DUNCAN OR DISORDERLEY?
DUNCAN OR DISORDERLEY?
DUNCAN OR DISORDERLEY?

deffo a disorderley post that mate, he's absolutely crap, like ultimate Niasse crap, Barlow crap, Angel crap, Joe Max Moore crap. Chadwick was better than this pile of crap you speak of.

Yeah he's woeful, that's why man city paid 24m for him and he knocked England out the World Cup, mental maybe but definitely not crap

 

[Bob Latchford]

I am not disagreeing with you at all, hence the contract would have to detailed. My point is that on his day and when properly focused he can be unbelievable.

Watched Jeremy Menez at Milan being amazing at times, did things with a ball that made me want to leave my wife and kids, but I don't think Ballotelli is that guy. He was awful for the unwashed and scored 3 on loan at Milan. Let him go to China and have done with it.

You will feel different after we sign Mata, Witsel, Scnieder and Messi later today.

 

[maccavennie]

Yeah he's woeful, that's why man city paid 24m for him and he knocked England out the World Cup, mental maybe but definitely not crap

Man City paid 18m for Jo = crap
Some part timer scored against England and knocked them out of the Euros. England = crap

 

[Duncan Disorderley]

Man City paid 18m for Jo = crap
Some part timer scored against England and knocked them out of the Euros. England = crap

20 goals in 54 app with City
26 goals in 43 app with Milan

Last 2 seasons utter dog [Poor language removed] but he is only 25

 

[maccavennie]

20 goals in 54 app with City
26 goals in 43 app with Milan

Last 2 seasons utter dog [Poor language removed] but he is only 25

who you talking about mate? Jo scored 1 in 24 for city and the other geezer plays for a French club.

edit sorry mate you mean Balotelli yeah? Played for City about 4 years ago and scored 3 goals for Milan this season so I'm assuming your record is going by his goalscoring record from before he went to the RS?