Everton Transfer Thread 2016

chicoazul · July 15, 2016

Saint Domingo said:
You always jump off too early.

I lament myself for it too. Every single time.

Connor · July 15, 2016

ggooggooggoo said:
no intro's to staff ( the normal procedure ) about 6 people gone in meet room 4

Any of them a Belgian with an afro or a small Spaniard named Juan?

Westland · July 15, 2016

scotchbutterpin said:
Yup, you got me. Anyhow back to the adult world...

If Sebastien Haller is signed that would be a great signing. I watch a little of the Dutch league when I can and he looks like he's got a lot of potential. Whether it translates in the PL is another thing.

Obviously our backup after missing out on Milik. Looks decent but as you said we will have to see if he can make the step up to the premiership.

I'm surprised Milik didn't sign and is staying at Ajax. Maybe they were just asking for too much.

LocalNative · July 15, 2016

Connor said:
I will be tweeting the club dot on 5, demanding his resignation and sale of the club.

That's it mate. We all have to come together as loyal Evertonians and demand he walks away with his P45. Blue Bill would have signed lots of players by now.

tim cahill · July 15, 2016

chicoazul said:
I said about this a week or so back. I said about hanging on someone's word and bitching about others who dared to question it.

I got ripped into by the cult of geordiekopite transfer biffs on here.

If nothing happens today I will be expecting you to snort an actual full slice of humble pie you lizards.

Why is today so significant? Is there something I've missed?

Bluerifleman · July 15, 2016

chicoazul said:
I said about this a week or so back. I said about hanging on someone's word and bitching about others who dared to question it.

I got ripped into by the cult of geordiekopite transfer biffs on here.

If nothing happens today I will be expecting you to snort an actual full slice of humble pie you lizards.

And then they blame the club when the transfer links posted on the Internet by an itk don't pull off.

ggooggooggoo · July 15, 2016

he reckons there was 2 players but one maybe a brother / mate............think they were turkish / greek?

he gona walk past when finished his work in a mo

ToffeeTim · July 15, 2016

Connor said:
Any of them a Belgian with an afro or a small Spaniard named Juan?

No but reports suggest a sweaty middle aged Scotsman has just entered the building with a panda. Not sure what this means.

chicoazul · July 15, 2016

tim cahill said:
Why is today so significant? Is there something I've missed?

We've not signed anyone and it's Friday.

Callum_efc · July 15, 2016

For christ sake!
Its not like all clubs are on a spending frenzy besides us. The euros have just finished. Players are returning from holidays. They're humans too. They need time to process moves etc with agents and clubs.
Things will happen. They will either move to everton or if they move elsewhere either the club wouldn't overpay OR the player preferred elsewhere.
Too many people crying like old women on this forum.

JammyP · July 15, 2016

Bored now. Wake me up if something happens...

(PS anyone watching for the Koeman Learjet at Speke?)

Connor · July 15, 2016

ggooggooggoo said:
he reckons there was 2 players but one maybe a brother / mate............think they were turkish / greek?

he gona walk past when finished his work in a mo

THAT'S NOT JUAN MATA.

BOOOO.

ToffeeTim said:
No but reports suggest a sweaty middle aged Scotsman has just entered the building with a panda. Not sure what this means.

Sake Sharpy, your time was years ago.

And let the Panda go ffs.

Ashtonian · July 15, 2016

ggooggooggoo said:
he reckons there was 2 players but one maybe a brother / mate............think they were turkish / greek?

he gona walk past when finished his work in a mo

He are linked with zero turkish / greek

and are those nationalities completely different looking? lol

All we need to know is if one of them has an afro, or is mata. anyone else don't really care until it breaks