Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Toast]

lots of people just turned up at Finch Farm............might be nothing

There is a rare Pokemon there mate..

Bet they all have their mobiles out.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

How do you know mate?

mate works there, said there is a few big motors just come in gate

 

[Callum_efc]

Chill.
Chill.
Chill.
Chill.
Chill.

 

[Skeleton Crew]

What if we signed someone today?

Oh the calamity. Oh the scenes.


Half of you would bitch just because you have been proven wrong on an internet forum.

 

[Brendan Janus]

lots of people just turned up at Finch Farm............might be nothing

Bill Kenwrong is going to bare his backside for charity !

Then celebrate with a Waldorf Salad !!

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

lots of people just turned up at Finch Farm............might be nothing

All women, going to cry, and scream over the hunk that is Besic.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Can't see anything happening until we're back from Austria and Koeman has had a proper look at the squad.

 

[Connor]

mate works there, said there is a few big motors just come in gate

The rumblings begin.

Has everyone in Liverpool got a source at Finch? Seems that way.

 

[LocalNative]

If we haven't signed anyone by 5pm I think we should be hounding the clubs social media platforms demanding some answers and apologies from Moshiri - our so called saviour - has sat on his arse and pocketed the TV money himself. Flying back out to Monte Carlo for his yearly renovation the fraud, it's just not on is it lads?

 

[Saint Domingo]

I said about this a week or so back. I said about hanging on someone's word and bitching about others who dared to question it.

I got ripped into by the cult of geordiekopite transfer biffs on here.

If nothing happens today I will be expecting you to snort an actual full slice of humble pie you lizards.

You always jump off too early.

 

[Quim]

Has nobody thought about questioning Koeman?

Mata has collapsed and he's going after utter dross like Wijnaldum for an absurd fee.
He could go for Schneiderlin but he goes after a mercenary who doesn't even look that good in Witsel, who makes his career playing against farmers.

Don't forget Stekelenburg who'll just eat up wages as a third choice keeper. And off goes Stones who even he couldn't manage to keep.

"Marquee signing" my arse. He's got some eye for talent, him. That's why we're looking for a DoF, eh? We'll see Kone and Cleverley on the flanks again.

Your bird must be so happy

 

[Connor]

If we haven't signed anyone by 5pm I think we should be hounding the clubs social media platforms demanding some answers and apologies from Moshiri - our so called saviour - has sat on his arse and pocketed the TV money himself. Flying back out to Monte Carlo for his yearly renovation the fraud, it's just not on is it lads?

I will be tweeting the club dot on 5, demanding his resignation and sale of the club.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

no intro's to staff ( the normal procedure ) about 6 people gone in meet room 4

 

[chicoazul]

What if we signed someone today?

Oh the calamity. Oh the scenes.


Half of you would bitch just because you have been proven wrong on an internet forum.

I am hoping with all my might that we announce Witsel and Mata later as it would allow me to feasibly feed on both sides of this polarised debate in one day.

 

[Ashtonian]

German keepers are the way forward.

haven't they always though, oliver kahn was amazing in his era!

mate works there, said there is a few big motors just come in gate

shame our contract guy is riding a bike in austria then lol

What if we signed someone today?

Oh the calamity. Oh the scenes.


Half of you would bitch just because you have been proven wrong on an internet forum.

It will be that rolan fella if it is anyone. SO most of the fanbase can say WHO?

or our new keeper, which is the least exciting first team transfer if they aren't manuel Neur