Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[summerisle]

Which one? We've had a few over the years.

Not going off topic, but burnt by Moses. Sign someone for sanity's sake.

 

[Saint Domingo]

In all seriousness it is a little odd that they haven't posted anything regarding the first team on twitter yet....

Double swoop imminent.

 

[Bungle]

When you say stable are you referring to horses by any chance, otherwise I am lost

Play nice

 

[blueblue]

I see the Hyena are circling on Twitter.

Do hyenas circle ?

 

[ijjysmith]

Any reason why everton, the manager, coaches or players have not tweeted any pictures of training at all today?

There has been.

In rather fetching sliver with blue trim training gear.

 

[Ashtonian]

bit of a side note, always thought the word nonce related to someone's sexuality not a specific reference to that.

thought it was to stop homophobic remarks being made.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

Double swoop imminent.

Just saw a pig fly past my window in work, so what you just wrote isn't outside the realms of realism.

 

[blueblue]

Play nice

I read that as, nice play.

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Double swoop imminent.

Already signed a physio from city mate so only one more to go

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

It's incredibly offensive tbh. Imagine being his relative/mate and knowing people on the internet were referring to him as a paedophile. Surprised only warnings are being dished out here.

On topic: I am wondering why Contract Dave is there though. Maybe there is light at the end of the tunnel and he's got his feather and ink out as we speak.

if I was his relative or mate he'd be getting leathered tbh

 

[Connor]

Do hyenas circle ?

I hope so.

 

[EFCccc]

Who have we heard it from though? Not the club.

As ever with the internet, extreme opinions get more responses, so it looks like they are the majority.

Those saying everything is different now, good times are coming etc etc.....try being a bit more sceptical, thats not positive its blind optimism.

Those saying noting has changed, we are being 'led down the primrose path' ....cheer up, you may well be wrong.

The truth we dont know, we wont even know after after one or tow signings, we may have a better idea when we can compare our net spend for this window in comparison to the rest.

What you mean who's saying it?. Erm TheEsk for starters. Then every media source out there was stating Koeman has been promised £100m transfer fund. If there isn't no money then Moshiri is purely in it for a quick profit and things won't change at all.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

if I was his relative or mate he'd be getting leathered tbh

 

[blueblue]

Look, without trying to sound patronising or typing an essay, if you could all revert to being adults, we'd appreciate it.

I thought I was optimistic.

 

[Bungle]

Just saw a pig fly past my window in work, so what you just wrote isn't outside the realms of realism.

Think your mrs has just started doing the windows to be fair.