Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Angel Delight]

My other half says I think more of Everton than I do of her, she stormed upstairs with a weed on when I said "obviously"

The wife won't talk about football with me. She knows how worked up I get!

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Look, will try and inject a bit of sense into this...

*Sniggers*

 

[Ashtonian]

My other half says I think more of Everton than I do of her, she stormed upstairs with a weed on when I said "obviously"

a weed on?

 

[Angel Delight]

Agree with Chico here.

We should all take a good look at ourselves here and have a think from an outside perspective. You'd laugh at how bloody deluded we sound! A player like Juan Mata is not joining Everton Football Club, no new signing will be announced today or any time soon and if we do announce one this window, it's not going to be a record breaking "marquee" signing. End of story.

Just because Esk is a shareholder and has got a few things right doesn't mean we should lick his arse about everything. He will not always be right.

Some of you around here need to peel your sweaty arses off your chairs and get some fresh air.

I've said it before, the Esk seems like a genuine sound lad, I like him.

But his sources are not very good. And that's being kind.

People are going to be so let down around here if they keep treating his rumours as gospel.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

lol

The wife won't talk about football with me. She knows how worked up I get!

The problem I've got is my other half is a Man U fan along with all her family.

 

[jcgefc]

The problem I've got is my other half is a Man U fan along with all her family.

Any of them ITK?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

a weed on?

Angry mate.

 

[Banksyefc]

The esk has gone to sell another monorail.

 

[blue to the bone]

The fact that the esk hasn't commented yet today for me is telling. He will update good or bad when he hears for sure.

 

[marnie]

The problem I've got is my other half is a Man U fan along with all her family.

That's grounds for a you know what mate.

 

[Angel Delight]

The problem I've got is my other half is a Man U fan along with all her family.

I would hate that. My wife doesn't really support anyone - although she pretends to support Everton to please me. I know she doesn't really give a damn though.

 

[Goat]

OMG THE ESK SAID WE WOULD HAVE 4 SIGNINGS BY TODAY?

I TOOK THE WHOLE DAY OFF FROM MY COMMUNITY SERVICE FEEDING THE DOLPHINS IN AFRICA

WHERE ARE THE SIGNINGS ESKIMO?

 

[Toast]

I would hate that. My wife doesn't really support anyone - although she pretends to support Everton to please me. I know she doesn't really give a damn though.

Have you made her wear a football shirt in the bedroom mate ?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Any of them ITK?

Not ITK, but I did mention at the beginning of the week that her brother had said Mata was talking to 2 clubs, and we weren't one of them, he also said that Mata was considering staying with the Mancs as well.

Her brother is a tit though.

 

[Angel Delight]

The fact that the esk hasn't commented yet today for me is telling. He will update good or bad when he hears for sure.

It doesn't tell us anything. He could have had a really busy day at work for all we know.

We really do need to stop hanging on every word of his. It's a hit embarrassing now.