toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
May not be much point to you mate, but me, I want us to hold out for an extra £10m on the fee, an extra £5m for every trophy won with Stones in the side, 15% of any sell-on fee, a promise to gift us 6 points next season, and a Christmas hamper for every Everton supporter.
we'd definitely get a load of bandwagoners just in it for the hampers