Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[ijjysmith]

If he buys the right keeper, we're on to a winner.

I know it won't be but I so want Kasper.

But I think I should stop wishing it.

 

[Goat]

Calm down lads this thread is nearly becoming optimistic! Keep on topic and engage in the meltdown and hissy fitting.

Its time to start the healing process.

It's been 17 days and we're all still waiting. Waiting for someone to come. But what if they don't? We have to stop waiting. We need to start figuring things out.

Mata died this morning just playing for United and Esk tried to save him, and now you're about to crucify him? We can't do this. Every man for himself is not going to work.

It's time to start organizing. We need to figure out how we're going to survive here. Now, I found Kostic. Fresh Kostic up in the bundersliga. I'll take a group in at first light. If you don't want to go, then find another way to contribute. Last week most of us were strangers. But we're all here now. And God knows how long we're going to be here.

But if we can't live together, we're going to die alone.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Its time to start the healing process.

It's been 17 days and we're all still waiting. Waiting for someone to come. But what if they don't? We have to stop waiting. We need to start figuring things out.

Mata died this morning just playing for United and Esk tried to save him, and now you're about to crucify him? We can't do this. Every man for himself is not going to work.

It's time to start organizing. We need to figure out how we're going to survive here. Now, I found Kostic. Fresh Kostic up in the bundersliga. I'll take a group in at first light. If you don't want to go, then find another way to contribute. Last week most of us were strangers. But we're all here now. And God knows how long we're going to be here.

But if we can't live together, we're going to die alone.

We've all got to be realistic in this transfer window, so I don't mind doing my bit, and taking a small crew to go and get Shane Long.

 

[Congen]

Newcastle spent about 80m and they do have some decent players, still utterly baffled on how they get relegated, well not baffled, I watched them, they were so bad its unreal.

Yeah kind of got to agree with you yhere

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Calm down lads this thread is nearly becoming optimistic! Keep on topic and engage in the meltdown and hissy fitting.

Threadbanned!

 

[RomanReigns]

We've got to be realistic in this transfer window, so I don't mind taking a small crew to go and get Shane Long.

shane long is 29 years old

also i imagine southampton would be looking for at least 10 mil for him because let's face it the transfer window this summer is crazy especially for prem players

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

shane long is 29 years old

also i imagine southampton would be looking for at least 10 mil for him because let's face it the transfer window this summer is crazy especially for prem players

£10m players are the type of players we're only going to be able to attract mate, I'm looking for volunteers to come to Southampton with me to get him.

 

[RomanReigns]

£10m players are the type of players we're only going to be able to attract mate, I'm looking for volunteers to come to Southampton with me to get him.

i will come if i am allowed to play pokemon go whilst we search for him

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

i will come if i am allowed to play pokemon go whilst we search for him

If that's what you need to do to keep your nerve mate, then yes.

 

[Goat]

shane long is 29 years old

also i imagine southampton would be looking for at least 10 mil for him because let's face it the transfer window this summer is crazy especially for prem players

This is our destiny, dont tell us what we cant do, DONT TELL US WHAT WE CANT DO!!

 

[monty]

This is our destiny, dont tell us what we cant do, DONT TELL US WHAT WE CANT DO!!

You can't say that

 

[Tigger]

i will come if i am allowed to play pokemon go whilst we search for him

I would rather you came back with pikachu than Shane Long.

 

[everton2004]

Oh god, I think I preferred it when heads were falling off. We'll be welcoming McGeady back into the fold with open arms next....

 

[Ashtonian]

The 7 stages of grief.

We seem to be up to acceptance 'team is fine as it is , only really going to sign cheaper players, we will make do'

 

[Westland]

If he buys the right keeper, we're on to a winner.

I suspect we need more than that. We have a very poor midfield. We have no creative play maker. Stones is going. We have no backup striker or backup RB.

I wouldn't want to start a season with any of the kids as our only cover. It would be really unfair to them if they were forced to play every week.

Our first 11 is probably around 8th or so in the league but our squad is very weak.