Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[ilikecheese]

Been gone for two weeks. Who have we signed?

Director of Football Steve Walsh

 

[Azza]

I think Steve Walsh has started a new game of Football Manager. He does that old trick of not selecting a team. He just joins without a club and goes on holiday for 4 seasons, that way he can look into the future and see who the best players are. The problem is that he's loaded all the divisions of all the countries in the world.

Estimated loading time. 17 days 18 hours 27 minutes 49 seconds.

Don't worry though. We'll soon be signing an unknown 15 year old attacking midfielder from Azerbaijan.

Plus Matthew Upson as cover at CB.

I'm still waiting for Araz Abdullayez to make his debut!!!

 

[marnie]

Christ..... I bet they are loving this more and more day by day on RAWK

 

[Librarian]

I blame Brexit

 

[DanEFC92]

Get off your arse Steve. Been idle for far too long.

Pack your bags, it's time to go.

 

[The Esk]

Christ..... I bet they are loving this more and more day by day on RAWK

Frankly, who cares?

 

[Caudy]

Christ..... I bet they are loving this more and more day by day on RAWK

Let them, they've spent £65m on average players

 

[jayden28]

Been gone for two weeks. Who have we signed?

Steve Walsh,it's like a new signing.

 

[Viennablue]

I'm still waiting for Araz Abdullayez to make his debut!!!

Oh yeah. I remember that guy. Some sort of agreement. He was an Azerbaijani youngster. My brain made the link without my knowing it. Cognitive association. Funny.

 

[bluestevon]

Frankly, who cares?

I do mate, it will make the absolute meltdown they have when we start motoring all the sweeter

 

[bluestevon]

Christ..... I bet they are loving this more and more day by day on RAWK

Wait till we actually start spending - which we 100% will do, and watch them meltdown

 

[tadao]

I do mate, it will make the absolute meltdown they have when we start motoring all the sweeter

 

[mutley]

Been away for for 7 months, have we signed anyone ?

 

[everton2004]

Oh and we're after four players who all look spookily like John Travolta. Mosh splashing the cash finally

 

[AmericanSchoolOfScience]

Been away for for 7 months, have we signed anyone ?

Nope.