Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[anton66]

I, am utterly disgusted....

The fact we have gotten to this time in the day and there hasn't been any rumour or frenzy.

FEEEWWWWWWWMIN

I heard the cellarman in the Black Horse is actually a woman.

 

[deipnosophist]

I heard the cellarman in the Black Horse is actually a woman.

...can she play centre back?

 

[anton66]

...can she play centre back?

She can play the drums.

 

[Llamadrama]

And they would still all be laughing (a worrying masked laugh though) at us if we signed those three players mate, they would take the piss about how in their opinion they are all really crap, how much we paid, how much wages etc, etc, etc.

I will recognise that worried masked laugh and I crave it.

My blind faith is finished though.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

I heard the cellarman in the Black Horse is actually a woman.

WHAT....... YOU.ARE.HAVING.A.LAUGH

 

[tadao]

I, am utterly disgusted....

The fact we have gotten to this time in the day and there hasn't been any rumour or frenzy.

FEEEWWWWWWWMIN

 

[LostLegend]

Reading this thread...

 

[Llamadrama]

Lad - chill out...relax, wait for your balls to drop and grow some pubes FFS!

Telling me to wait for my balls to drop and grow some pubes whilst spouting childish personal abuse.

Is it supposed to be ironic?

 

[gaz1976]

a reserve goalkeeper. so what?

the targets we are aiming to bring in are of a much higher quality, and since we've under-performed for the last two years they are naturally going to take longer.

that's how it works.

I am not disagreeing with you, however just because we have money doesn't mean players will automatically join is when they could join a team in Europe...We need to be realistic as well and this season is about climbing the league and improving on the last 2 years.

I have full faith and been as patient as anyone but time is against us to get players to gel for the start of our new chapter !!

 

[Coffee and TV]

Niasse hasn't travelled to Germany with the squad

 

[Kev50]

Niasse hasn't travelled to Germany with the squad

Why would he, what possible use could he be

 

[Coffee and TV]

Why would he, what possible use could he be

McGeady also been ditched, thankfully. Hopefully this means they'll be gone soon.

 

[gaz1976]

Which of their signings do you want at Everton?

Four teams we are trying to compete with buy players I'm sure you would like to see in a blue shirt....No not all but I know there are a few in there !!

 

[toffeejack]

a reserve goalkeeper. so what?

the targets we are aiming to bring in are of a much higher quality, and since we've under-performed for the last two years they are naturally going to take longer.

that's how it works.

fair play to you bluetoff you're one of the only ones making sense around here, sadly, day after day you're having to calm loads down and attempt to talk sense to them ... i'm not sure how many actually turn. I gave up fighting the good fight a while back ha, too much effort ha

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Why would he, what possible use could he be

He could give a hand with the suitcases.