Everton Transfer Thread 2016

MartSlinger · January 12, 2016

D410 said:
The company that hosts the flight tracker app will need to do a resilience test before the whole thing meltdown next week.

Tracking Lukaku's flight will never be beaten, what a day that was!

madden95 · January 12, 2016

MoutsGoat said:
Dont understand how Martinez can clearly see McGeady, Naismith, Gibson and Pienaar arent good enough, yet hes blinded to just how bad Kone and Howard are.

Weird.

Howard has had bad spells before just think he is low on confidence he should be gone in the summer but until then every time he starts we should support him joke are own fans jeering him and sarcastically clapping he doesn't pick himself any team out we should support

D410 · January 12, 2016

MartSlinger said:
Tracking Lukaku's flight will never be beaten, what a day that was!

Epic.

Still remember the Raddison Hotel thread back on kipper. Tears of laughter rolling down my face on a tube somewhere in London.

Hong Kong Phooey · January 12, 2016

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Transfer saga Andrei Yarmolenko is nearing completion.

As reported by a number of British Internet publications, star of Ukrainian football Andrey Yarmolenko succeed Club registration next week. New club leader Dynamo become the English side Everton, who in the summer of trying to get hold of the Ukrainians in its ranks. It is reported that to acquire Yarmolenko Toffees ready to sell Steven Naismith and Aiden Mcgeady. The money will be spent on transportation star Dynamo. The deal is estimated at 30 million euros.

As we have informed, the President of Dynamo Igor Surkis stated its readiness to sell the leader of his club, but only if a decent offer.

flibbyflob · January 12, 2016

The fume on here in February when we haven't signed Yarmolenko will be fun.

ElPorto · January 12, 2016

Yarmolenko is simply a player we must spunk all our money on.

He can play anywhere across the attacking midfield and is a constant threat on goal. This guy doesn't shy from a pop shot when no one else has the balls to shoot!!

He also has great vision of the game around him and has a quality touch . His passing is also boss and he even does that sweet outside of the foot pass brilliantly.

Seriously Everton - at ALL costs!!

ijjysmith · January 12, 2016

flibbyflob said:
The fume on here in February when we haven't signed Yarmolenko will be fun.

Personally I can't wait.

Hong Kong Phooey · January 12, 2016

Yarmolenko doesn't seem to have any obvious weakness. He's big and strong (which should help him in this league), quick, scores goals and also has a great eye for a pass and assists record.

Would be one hell of an exciting signing.

In reality, it's one of those though that I just can't see happening unfortunately.

D410 · January 12, 2016

flibbyflob said:
The fume on here in February when we haven't signed Yarmolenko will be fun.

Or EPIC fume when we buy him then loan him straight back.

ElPorto · January 12, 2016

D410 said:
Or EPIC fume when we buy him then loan him straight back.

I would be absolutely fine with that. At least we would be sure to have him that way!

Seeing as their Chairman is an utter womble of the cock variety, a deal like that is probably more likely than not

Raino85 · January 12, 2016

ElPorto said:
Yarmolenko is simply a player we must spunk all our money on.

He can play anywhere across the attacking midfield and is a constant threat on goal. This guy doesn't shy from a pop shot when no one else has the balls to shoot!!

He also has great vision of the game around him and has a quality touch . His passing is also boss and he even does that sweet outside of the foot pass brilliantly.

Seriously Everton - at ALL costs!!

Should we not be concentrating on getting players in to stop goals?

sheedys left foot · January 12, 2016

sheedys left foot said:
If we sign shelvey I'm quitting everton and supporting ISIS instead.

Thanks to the Geordies I can put away the suicide vest for now

Pabbers · January 12, 2016

Even if we do sign him, loads on here will find something to fume about, weather it the length of deal, wages, lighting at the presser, fee, lack of sparkling water on the table in front of him.