Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Oh, afternoon everyone. Just popping in for a quick catch up with all the transfer shenanigans LOL
Was up early today so the day is dragging, forgot to change my alarm from yesterday when it was set much earlier than normal as I had to be in work super early. Got up and realised I didn't have any shirts ironed for work and couldn't really be arsed ironing, so opted for a shirt that was a little too small but looked the least creased of the lot, I've regretted that decision as the day has wore on if I'm honest as my gut is bursting out and I feel quite self conscious. It's a shame it's so hot otherwise I could have just chucked a jumper on and nobody would be any the wiser would they hahaha rofl.
I left before anyone was up this morning, didn't even bother doing the washing up that I'd left either so waiting for a text off the missus at some point to complain about that, I like to leave her little jobs to do as the kids don't keep her busy enough. Had another mixed kebab roll for lunch a little while ago, seems to have become a weekly favourite of mine and the guys running the market stall where I get it seem a friendly bunch, they've even got a picture of David Cameron up from when he stopped for a brief visit in Wycombe a while back and visited them for some food.
Just me and the kids at home tonight, missus is out with 'friends', which I think is code for getting knobbed by someone else, as long as I get a bit of time on the Playstation then I'm not all that bothered and it keeps her out of trouble.
We might sign someone this evening and that'll please me and take my mind off her getting plouged in the car park behind Gala Bingo. Come on the blues and what not, do some transfer stuff.
Was up early today so the day is dragging, forgot to change my alarm from yesterday when it was set much earlier than normal as I had to be in work super early. Got up and realised I didn't have any shirts ironed for work and couldn't really be arsed ironing, so opted for a shirt that was a little too small but looked the least creased of the lot, I've regretted that decision as the day has wore on if I'm honest as my gut is bursting out and I feel quite self conscious. It's a shame it's so hot otherwise I could have just chucked a jumper on and nobody would be any the wiser would they hahaha rofl.
I left before anyone was up this morning, didn't even bother doing the washing up that I'd left either so waiting for a text off the missus at some point to complain about that, I like to leave her little jobs to do as the kids don't keep her busy enough. Had another mixed kebab roll for lunch a little while ago, seems to have become a weekly favourite of mine and the guys running the market stall where I get it seem a friendly bunch, they've even got a picture of David Cameron up from when he stopped for a brief visit in Wycombe a while back and visited them for some food.
Just me and the kids at home tonight, missus is out with 'friends', which I think is code for getting knobbed by someone else, as long as I get a bit of time on the Playstation then I'm not all that bothered and it keeps her out of trouble.
We might sign someone this evening and that'll please me and take my mind off her getting plouged in the car park behind Gala Bingo. Come on the blues and what not, do some transfer stuff.
