Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

What does last chance saloon mean exactly ?
Oh and just to be a pedant one doffs ones cap

Not to be a pedant myself, but you don't generally put spaces before questions marks, plus sentences generally end in a full stop. Doff that.

 

[bizzaro]

Surely last chance saloon for the Esk with that shout of both Williams and Indi done by around 5pm tomorrow night. Great info if it comes off though and I'll doth my hat.

What does last chance saloon mean exactly ?
Oh and just to be a pedant one doffs ones cap

God only knows.

 

[sd_1992]

What games have you been watching Bolasie in to conclude he is crap?

Probably any game that isn't vs us or the RS

 

[cpfc1905]

sorry lads but I'd piss myself laughing if we actually got £30m for Yala. Wait until you see how inconsistent he is all season outside the odd game here and there where he turns into a world beater

 

[bag a yoko]

I think Bolasie is an excellent player. Been watching him since the championship. Could easily play for a top team. Definite similarities to Deulofeu and Lennon though in that he's all about going past players. If the price is decent and Koeman wants him I have no doubt he'd become a popular player.

 

[Abraders]

Youtube platinum.

Everton need to sign anyone, literally anyone, and have these guys introduce him to get the crowd pumped.

 

[Bungle]

The Germans have just turned up to the diving in a U-Boat, underhand tactics at play here

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

@fandjango Sorry mate, only kidding. Hope you accept my apology.

 

[Tubey]

sorry lads but I'd piss myself laughing if we actually got £30m for Yala. Wait until you see how inconsistent he is all season outside the odd game here and there where he turns into a world beater

Spot on, except if I were you I'd be laughing my head off if you got £20m for him.

 

[orly]

sorry lads but I'd piss myself laughing if we actually got £30m for Yala. Wait until you see how inconsistent he is all season outside the odd game here and there where he turns into a world beater

I think Bolasie is an excellent player. Been watching him since the championship. Could easily play for a top team. Definite similarities to Deulofeu and Lennon though in that he's all about going past players. If the price is decent and Koeman wants him I have no doubt he'd become a popular player.

Going to go with the first answer

 

[Dymak]

The 36 games a season he's crap in, as opposed to the 2 games a season that gets on the highlight reels.

You watched all 38 games he played in? Including the two were he is said to be good in when he is playing against Everton, and the other 36 where Everton weren't involved at all?

 

[Jags..class]

I think Bolasie is an excellent player. Been watching him since the championship. Could easily play for a top team. Definite similarities to Deulofeu and Lennon though in that he's all about going past players. If the price is decent and Koeman wants him I have no doubt he'd become a popular player.

We need some dynamic in the team, we are so boring and static right now.

 

[Abraders]

Long, long season ahead if this is the standard of player we're bidding stupid money for.

Grim.

Grim

 

[Tubey]

You watched all 38 games he played in? Including the two were he is said to be good in when he is playing against Everton, and the other 36 where Everton weren't involved at all?

Watched every 90 minutes? No. Watched enough to be confident that I know exactly what this player is about? Yes.

See the Palace fan above for details. One trick pony who can't even do that trick consistently enough.

I'd rather have Mirallas. Yes, I'd rather have Mirallas. He was one of those players I was crossing my fingers for Liverpool to go for.

 

[kenada_blue]

Lukaku and Stones will defo think twice about moving when Williams and Bolasie rock up to FF