Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[fandjango]

'The GOT prayer'
Our Farhad who owns the holdings of blue heaven,
Moshiri be thy name,
Thy kings dock did not come,
Thy stadium needs to be done,
On the docks, as that would be heaven,
Give us a day without losing our heads,
And forgive us our bedwetting,
As we forgive those who bedwet around us,
Lead us not into relagation,
But deliver us from boys pen Bill,
Provide us a kingdom, the power and the glory,
For Everton, our Everton!
Amen.

Brilliant !!!
Oh my goodness this takes me back to when I was standing in assembly at school in Netherton and I used to change the words to something about Harry Catterick and Bryan Labone haha what a flashback

 

[Brennan]

SO WHO AREN'T AT SIGNING TODAY? MATA AND WITSEL ARE OURS DON'T FORGET.

That joke is old.

 

[Neiziro]

Hart is ours.

 

[Duncan Disorderley]

SO WHO AREN'T AT SIGNING TODAY? MATA AND WITSEL ARE OURS DON'T FORGET.

Don't you think that @The Esk has had more than enough of you mate?
Yes we get it, the information that he was given wasn't true, just leave it alone mate ffs

At least have the balls to tag him in as well

 

[NiasseandLukaku]

Witsel is ours

 

[IRO1977]

Don't you think that @The Esk has had more than enough of you mate?
Yes we get it, the information that he was given wasn't true, just leave it alone mate ffs

God bless the ignore button mate, whoever you're replying to is on mine already

 

[chicoazul]

circles awaiting injured varmint*

 

[malfosse]

Witsel is ours

Why the anger?

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Calling DAVIDMOYES.

Are you out there???

As if there are any more ITK's going to come on here after the abuse they get. We'll just have to wait for the window to close.

 

[Bluerover]

Good that things seem to be moving, and after Saturday I am very optimistic about the new regime.

One slight concern is the potential loss of new players to the Africa Cup of Nations every year.

Likely signing Bolasie (Congo), rumoured Ziyech (Morocco), signed up Gana Gueye (Senegal)....and oh yeah Arouna (Ivory Coast)... would potentially leave a large gap in the squad

 

[Azza]

Can't wait to see us sell Rom today and this place implode.

 

[Jayhow15]

Witsel is ours

Despite him staying at Zenit? You Sir, have just hit your nadir.

 

[Jayhow15]

Good that things seem to be moving, and after Saturday I am very optimistic about the new regime.

One slight concern is the potential loss of new players to the Africa Cup of Nations every year.

Likely signing Bolasie (Congo), rumoured Ziyech (Morocco), signed up Gana Gueye (Senegal)....and oh yeah Arouna (Ivory Coast)... would potentially leave a large gap in the squad

Reported. Racism. Not even subtle about it. (shakes head)(tuts)

 

[Bungle]

Just watching 'Kangaroo Dundee', what an imaginative title for an Australian man that chases Kangaroos.

The programme is a bit crap but the sign language bloke in the right hand corner is quite amusing, 'under sedation' in sign language looked a bit erotic.

 

[Dave Higgs]

So much anger in this forum