Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[maccavennie]

'The GOT prayer'
Our Farhad who owns the holdings of blue heaven,
Moshiri be thy name,
Thy kings dock did not come,
Thy stadium needs to be done,
On the docks, as that would be heaven,
Give us a day without losing our heads,
And forgive us our bedwetting,
As we forgive those who bedwet around us,
Lead us not into relagation,
But deliver us from boys pen Bill,
Provide us a kingdom, the power and the glory,
For Everton, our Everton!
Amen.

lol

 

[Jayhow15]

So much anger in this forum

Its a syndrome known as Delusionalfanitis. Its most prevalent during the summer months. Expect to see a downturn in the coming weeks.

 

[orly]

Just watching 'Kangaroo Dundee', what an imaginative title for an Australian man that chases Kangaroos.

The programme is a bit crap but the sign language bloke in the right hand corner is quite amusing, 'under sedation' in sign language looked a bit erotic.

Now imagine the Kangaroo is actually a metaphor for the entire aboriginal population and "under sedation" is a euphemism for "under the yoke of brutal oppression".

It's like that scene in A Time to Kill

@Darkhorse

 

[Duncan Disorderley]

God bless the ignore button mate, whoever you're replying to is on mine already

For the record it was @Nil Satis Niasse Optimum
I didn't realise you could put members on ignore?

 

[sageyefc]

Hart is ours.

Any folks labelling @Angel Delight for passing on his earlier info on it as a Kopite are complete and utter bellwhiffs.

Begovic will be our new first choice keeper. He'll sign shortly.

Regardless of the Stones situation, Koeman wants another CB. He is targeting Koulibaly, Rugani, Jonathan Tah, Omer Toprak and Howedes.

Begovic will be our new first choice keeper.

I retain my stance on Begovic becoming our new keeper, as well as who will be told they are not in Koeman's plans.

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[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Brutal vaulting there.

 

[bicycleheader]

SO WHO AREN'T AT SIGNING TODAY? MATA AND WITSEL ARE OURS DON'T FORGET.

Butters Banter Bonanza

 

[Neiziro]

Hart is ours.

 

[chicoazul]

gasps*

 

[GlosBlue]

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/foo...chase-as-everton-target-charlie-a3320161.html

This definitely sounds likely...

 

[ijjysmith]

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/foo...chase-as-everton-target-charlie-a3320161.html

This definitely sounds likely...

Crikey.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/foo...chase-as-everton-target-charlie-a3320161.html

This definitely sounds likely...

Lukaku part of it no, but lets be honest - we need some sort of upgrades to Arouna K, because the sheer site of him just hitting it out for a goal kick was enough to gouge my own eyes out.

Not saying Austin is a great signing, but surely we need to look around for upgrades upfront.

 

[neil999]

wouldnt mind austin, but only as a back up to rom...hang on, isnt he always injured?

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

wouldnt mind austin, but only as a back up to rom...hang on, isnt he always injured?

didnt he do his knees in a few years back and is just in and out since then. We need backup/support for Rom - with a season of working on his finishing Deulofeu could be a good option, but his finishing needs lots of work. Another striker at least must be signed.

Think Koeman would have watched Kone and thought good god.

 

[Neiziro]

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/foo...chase-as-everton-target-charlie-a3320161.html

This definitely sounds likely...

Ah, how I've missed the Charlie Austin mid-August links.