Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[James_Beattie]

Joe Hart is checking the details of his Head and Shoulders contract to ensure that if he comes here they won't blow him out.

Charlie Austin and his cheese straw knees linked.

Kone is suffering from severe amnesia and can't even remember handing in his transfer request now.

haha - thanks mate.

Any truth behind the Austin link or papertalk?

 

[witchdoc187]

Anyone actually got any transfer news?

lots of papers that like making things up are saying we are selling lukaku to Chelsea and replacing him with Charlie Austin. I refuse to believe this even if it happens.

 

[witchdoc187]

some may think bolasie is rubbish (not me) - but Charlie Austin is a whole new level of letdown.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

haha - thanks mate.

Any truth behind the Austin link or papertalk?

He might have made an enquiry given he did sign him last season, as back up - IF FIT - he'd be a decent option tbf, but therein lies the issue with Austin.

 

[James_Beattie]

lots of papers that like making things up are saying we are selling lukaku to Chelsea and replacing him with Charlie Austin. I refuse to believe this even if it happens.

Would be good back up, but not replacement IMO

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

It's almost as if the lack of quality transfers has caused a mass loss of humour on the forum. Dummies being spat out of prams all over the place. What a gang of women.

I'll celebrate Bolasie and Kone by the end of the week, then question where Mata and Witsel are, before hiding behind the nearest object large enough to protect me from 50 spat-out dummies.

EV-ER-TON!

 

[James_Beattie]

He might have made an enquiry given he did sign him last season, as back up - IF FIT - he'd be a decent option tbf, but therein lies the issue with Austin.

Pretty sure an injured Charlie Austin would still get a better tally than Kone

 

[navidson]

Austin's knees are held together with cheese straws. A good goal scorer but he's not up to the physical level that Koeman obviously wants. That one can therefore be filed in the jarg draw imo.

He's already signed him once!

 

[everton2004]

Anyone actually got any transfer news?

Shouldn't you be going to the Official Site for transfer news?

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

He's already signed him once!

I know mate, but only got 5 appearances out of him, as he wasn't fit.

 

[darkwingduck]

We can rule out Mata once and for all.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...ews/manchester-united-pair-mata-blind-8633832

According to Utd fans that journalist has connections with Mourinho and his agent Mendes.

From the article:

Everton have pursued Mata, but having been switched from Chelsea to United by Mourinho for what was at that point a club-record transfer fee of £37.1million, the Spanish forward refused to accept the drop in status involved in swapping Old Trafford for Goodison.

 

[larrygobfiend]

It's almost as if the lack of quality transfers has caused a mass loss of humour on the forum. Dummies being spat out of prams all over the place. What a gang of women.

I'll celebrate Bolasie and Kone by the end of the week, then question where Mata and Witsel are, before hiding behind the nearest object large enough to protect me from 50 spat-out dummies.

EV-ER-TON!

With all due respect, you are a bit of a bellend though, mate.

 

[everton2004]

We can rule out Mata once and for all.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...ews/manchester-united-pair-mata-blind-8633832

According to Utd fans that journalist has connections with Mourinho and his agent Mendes.

We can do that on September 1st

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

With all due respect, you are a bit of a bellend though, mate.

You're not allowed to abuse people on the forum, mate, so pack it in. You realise there are children on here, right? That said, you probably aren't concerned about young kids reading the filth that you're coming out with. Let's stick to the football.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

With all due respect, you are a bit of a bellend though, mate.

Larry Gobbingoffiend. I love how you called someone a bellend and a mate in the same sentence. I think Banter is the word your looking for lol