Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Which returning poster are you then mate?
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The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
That's a little unfair, many people mock but dandruff is a cruel affliction and I for one can not imagine the horrors he must go through on a daily basis.
#prayforjoe
It's almost as if the lack of quality transfers has caused a mass loss of humour on the forum. Dummies being spat out of prams all over the place. What a gang of women.
I'll celebrate Bolasie and Kone by the end of the week, then question where Mata and Witsel are, before hiding behind the nearest object large enough to protect me from 50 spat-out dummies.
EV-ER-TON!
Are your views on women as antiquated as your views on non-hetrosexuals Butters?
What women do you know that sit in prams and spit dummies out?
Bit worried about you to be honest. I hope your next new profile will have ironed out the flaws.
Sign a playmaker Everton. Now.
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Shameless Wool
Demba Ba is scoring goals for fun in China...
He's injured.
admirschleck
Player Valuation: £8m
He broke his leg a month ago...
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royalblue66
Player Valuation: £70m
Slippy will be pleased, to hear that.
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Shameless Wool
He's not having fun anymore then...
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Disgusting how many of the mutants across the park laughed at this. He got his comeuppance according to one lad.
Damo W
Player Valuation: £750k
A good article to show Mourinho in good light to the Man Utd faithful who like Mata.
So when Mata leaves it can be said that Mata forced a move not Mourinho or the club.
I believe Mata has no long term future at Utd.
When everybody is fit and available and the real football starts he would only have a peripheral role. I think we are seeing the time honoured dance where the club insist he is an important part of the squad and the player insists that he is happy and has no desire to leave.
I am not convinced that he will come to Everton , but as with Witsel and others it probably depends on the offers on the table and where the player does want to go.
When everybody is fit and available and the real football starts he would only have a peripheral role. I think we are seeing the time honoured dance where the club insist he is an important part of the squad and the player insists that he is happy and has no desire to leave.
I am not convinced that he will come to Everton , but as with Witsel and others it probably depends on the offers on the table and where the player does want to go.
Dare anyone capitalise on a defensive mistake and score a goal against them.
Guys this will crease you, Steve Round is about to become the technical director of Aston Villa, they are finished.....
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I wish that Ba's leg break happened pre-lfc goal, (wouldn't wish leg breaks on anyone BTW) then when he scored that goal infront of the kop, he then could of pulled out his big black wand covered in gold and waved it at them.
I mean having a big ding dong plus lots of money in the bank would make most men jealous.
Other than that he could of pulled out a Everton top and laid it out in a worshipping stance right in front of the cretins.
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