Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[bluestevon]

He's Colombian

Racist!

 

[EFCPaul]

If we got Rodriguez I'd actually run out of semen for a few weeks.

 

[sageyefc]

Draxler

Another one called months ago

 

[Goat]

Another one called months ago

Perisic.

/taps nose

 

[sageyefc]

Perisic.

/taps nose

Soon.......

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Why would Gabbidon be in the know ? Is he mates with Williams ?

Yes, and I'd imagine many other players and people inside football.

 

[kithnou]

lol we fail to bring in witsel, mata and carvalho and instead of learning our lesson and realising our level we're now going to try and sign Isco or Draxler, as if.

Real ambition there to get rejected by hotties, and still go in for models afterwards

 

[Nyhus]

I feel like his Twitter has been with the number 9 since last year from what I remember

He wrote on twitter about changing it first august the 6th, I think, then the instagram today.
Might just be his belgian squad number, I dont know. Just thinking it might be something, and hoping it because we're bringing in a real nr 10.

 

[Bungle]

Real ambition there to get rejected by hotties, and still go in for models afterwards

Evertonians in investigative mode is a sight to behold. Someone will be round Gabbidons checking his bins for receipts and phone bills and our best IT guys are trying to gain access to his Twitter DM's

 

[Dixie D]

Real ambition there to get rejected by hotties, and still go in for models afterwards

Perseverance....Once Everton has stalked you...Nothing will be the same!

 

[Lukaku'sLeftTesticle]

Naingolan

 

[Gerbs]

Gotta be James. It would account for Rom changing his social media accounts from 10 to 9. Gotta make room for a real #10 coming from Madrid. Boom Sherlocked the hell out of this

 

[Librarian]

well I suppose this is better than watching hoses dancing and fat ones throwing hammers

 

[StuBarlow]

well I suppose this is better than watching hoses dancing and fat ones throwing hammers

Dancing hoses? Mate. You sure that was the Olympics and not pornhub?

 

[Zezti]

Dancing hoses? Mate. You sure that was the Olympics and not pornhub?

Pornhub? I assumed he meant this