Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Librarian]

Dancing hoses? Mate. You sure that was the Olympics and not pornhub?

what kind of sport is Horse Dancing? that's a proud animal they're doing that to. I don't want to know what they are doing to get the horse doing that, starving them or threatening them or worse

 

[toffeejack]

seriously, who the hell notices when one of our players changes the number in their instagram? Heat wave this week, peeps need to be out in this sun, catch some pokemon ffs

 

[Debaser]

Ill go nuts if it's Draxler. Seriously that would be the biggest statement we could possibly make, and he is fabulous, my favorite non-Everton player. I predict with what we have right now and other names mentioned that a possible top eight finish is possible, if we got Draxler, he is worth 2-3 more places on his own.

I'm a realist though, its a MASSIVE if, if we get him. We all know too well about rumors. And I'd be happy with Mata or Ziyech as well.

 

[Abraders]

Ok so we signed bolasie. I didn't want him for that money but what do I know. Maybe he's perfect for koemans backup plan.

Forza Toffees.

 

[Zezti]

Lots saying PSG are in for Draxler
http://www.espnfc.co.uk/blog/transf...er-for-arsenal-transfer-target-julian-draxler

Apparently an Arsenal target, but he's more than 30m so they won't go for him.

 

[Gerbs]

Ill go nuts if it's Draxler. Seriously that would be the biggest statement we could possibly make, and he is fabulous, my favorite non-Everton player. I predict with what we have right now and other names mentioned that a possible top eight finish is possible, if we got Draxler, he is worth 2-3 more places on his own.

I'm a realist though, its a MASSIVE if, if we get him. We all know too well about rumors. And I'd be happy with Mata or Ziyech as well.

I just can't see us signing Draxler after we just spent the money we did on Bolasie.

 

[Dixie D]

well I suppose this is better than watching hoses dancing and fat ones throwing hammers

At least she's burning calories doing it..fatist!

 

[brieverton]

I don't think there is even the slightest possibility we'll get Draxler. Doubt if Moshiri would have made any comments if there wasn't confidence internally that we will do some more good business though. Should be a good two weeks ahead.

 

[riddick]

Lol, I just love this place

 

[tadao]

what kind of sport is Horse Dancing? that's a proud animal they're doing that to. I don't want to know what they are doing to get the horse doing that, starving them or threatening them or worse

They're just posers, anything for a quick lay

down playin with a rope

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

At least she's burning calories doing it..fatist!

My God she sounds like a 3 year old. Hippo.

 

[meatyard]

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It's on.

#DixOutForHamez

 

[Dixie D]

My God she sounds like a 3 year old. Hippo.

That's harsh mate....I'd feel exactly the same if i had more chins than a Chinese phone book...and my scales were lying to me again!

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

That's harsh mate....I'd feel exactly the same if i had more chins than a Chinese phone book...and my scales were lying to me again!

Stuck at a trim 130 even as the plastic top began to crack. I'm sure it was just a "thyroid problem" or "genetically predisposed".

 

[Zaschrona]

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