Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[KUEFC09U2]

Please don't do this Everton. The most easily signable out of all the links all summer is the one we get? No.

lol "sign players Everton ffs" "oh ffs not him someone else"

 

[BlueToff]

To be fair, he's the kind of top tier signing we hoped for going into this window, so you never know. Just seems too... spectacular. This is the sort of guy the Chelsea's and United's of the league would be seriously in for.

True. Very good player.

Though supposedly he hasn't kicked on at Porto like their fans would expect (then again they're more demanding than ours)

 

[Durham Toffee]

If we get to 5000 pages I'll upload a kinky picture.

 

[eurosrees]

How you figure that out? Scored 17 in the league two years ago for a crap sampdoria and got 9 last season, his goal per minutes played has been excellent both years, far better than lukaku in fact, stats are only useful if you know how to look at them properly mate.

Just had a look at Wikipedia to be honest, partly to figure out who he was, I guess showing goal stats in games rather than minutes can be misleading.

 

[LABlue2]

Arsenal really taking the piss here beating us to a Perez and signing a youth player we let go for 35mm

Ffs

 

[bluestevon]

Please don't do this Everton. The most easily signable out of all the links all summer is the one we get? No.

Younger and a better strike rate than Lucas mate, did you want him?

 

[bluestevon]

Just had a look at Wikipedia to be honest, partly to figure out who he was, I guess showing goal stats in games rather than minutes can be misleading.

Transfer market is way better although far from perfect to better look over stats mate.

 

[LocalNative]

Gabbiadini and Brahimi would be great.

I think.

I hope.

In fact, I have no idea.

 

[royalblue66]

Could you imagine the fume if Mosh wanted to buy a player over two instalments, like the Arse.

 

[Fishman]

Works for me!

If we get Brahimi in this would be great bit of business and a big statement

 

[Bally8]

Brahimi link credible, just seems some random fan site reporting it?

 

[LABlue2]

Brahimi link credible, just seems some random fan site reporting it

Random fan site sounds very credible

 

[ijjysmith]

Brahimi link credible, just seems some random fan site reporting it?

I'd guess no mate to be honest.

 

[ALANSTUBBS]

Football

 

[Bally8]

Random fan site sounds very credible

I sense a hint of sarcasm here, oh well better than chocolate puns