Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

At what time is it appropriate to start panicking like one of the pissy bedwetters?

Asking for a friend.

When the ref blows the whistle for kick off at Anfield and Kone is our lone striker mate

 

[big bobs beard]

Wanted a big name, not a long name...............

 

[alpha1]

Hahaha head starting to wobble already not long until they hit the floor! Most deadline day business is in the evening lads don't give up just yet...

I'm holding it together - just!
Haven't reached for the bleach yet anyway.
In Koeman we trust

 

[Efcjake]

Lol Everton.

 

[John Bailey's wine glass]

Sky sports reporting that Akinfenwa has been seen trying to squeeze through the gates at finch farm ......

 

[tommye]

Some would suggest about four days ago mate

 

[jimmythenut]

Honestly believe we can be top four by xmas without any additions today. So I'm not worried at all.

No point spunking millions just for the sake of it. If we can't get our top targets today we should see what's available in January.

It's just the kids on the summer holidays who are throwing their dummy's out. Chill out. This is real life not football manager!

 

[gazefc]

Interesting

Is he a striker? Could he be the back up option?

Yer he's a striker mate, highly rated apparently. Just been called up to the England under 20's. That's him and Sambou up front for the under 23's. It will be interesting to see how close they can get to the first team squad in the next 18 months or so

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Elstone probably in B & Q buying some more lawnmowers !

Or a nice Chateux Du Bois for his wine cellar that he build with the Arteta money.....

 

[Eggs]

Interesting

Is he a striker? Could he be the back up option?

....yep, we were linked a little while ago. There are a few YouTube clips on the youngster, clearly potential but it needs to be realised.

 

[Ashtonian]

Wanted a big name, not a long name...............

what did i say? lol says you quoted me

 

[tim gabbott]

Sheffield United stricker medical at everton 1:5 million
Dominic Calvert- lewin.
Nothing's changed @Sapie88

 

[MartyMcFly]

Not really. Everyone knew the prices were going to go berserk this summer, due to the tv deal

Did they think they would effectively double?

 

[The Mighty Quint]

My banner was the clear winner, captured the spirit of this thread perfectly...

 

[chippy1722]

wrong, the center half. indis martin can be signed for 8.5 m after his loan

My bad, thought that sounded a bit too good to be true.