Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Maltese_Falcon]

Ok homies so can someone please confirm what time shall we start popping the bleach ?

 

[El Gran Azul]

Erm translate bud lol

It is just regurgitating the old news from the Guardian...........nothing to see here

 

[matty1878]

If Tiddles is wrong, then a drowning in the cut will take place early tomorrow morning.

lol bloody hell mate

 

[ToffeeDevil]

#hiddenmoneyfc

 

[PeregrineT]

Sometimes though mate, that £25k becomes £30k, because you've left it late and have become desperate, and the dealer knows this.

Very true. And sometimes as the dealer(I.E. Zenit) that 20 becomes 18. Leverage, leverage, leverage.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

lol. It's ground hog day for evertons transfer windows mate tho tbh! I'm usually an optimist but as the day goes I'm becoming a none believer lol

7 hours and 35 minutes left mate, and counting...........................................

 

[toffeejack]

wouldn't it be amazing if we made a few top signings, but nobody found out about it until e.g. saturday.

All the wankfest from Sky and transfer deadline and they miss a couple.

 

[everton2004]

I'm loving this new Everton in the transfer market. The fume it's causing in the fanbase - it's top notch. Quality work Everton

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Silence is deafening.

UNTIL WE UNLEASH FOUR SIGNINGS AS THE WINDOW SLAMS SHUT OHH YEHHH

 

[MartyMcFly]

I hate to bring reason into this but.........as for why "they've left it so late", its because this window is unlike any other. With all of the cash from the new deal, this window is an adjustment for everybody in values. Its like if you went to buy a car, and the dealer said its 25k, but last month it was 15k. You wouldnt just go "Well, thats the price, best just buy it and cry". You'd go "Thats outrageous, I hate you, Im going somewhere else", but then you find all of the other dealers are all selling at the same price. You live in denial for a while, but eventually realize if you want it, you have to pay the new price or get an old jolapy. You arent getting deals anywhere.

TDD is the day everyone comes to terms with the new deals, in future windows it will be easier. But no rational person is going to pony up outrageous prices early in the windwo, instead hoping things will come back down near the end of it. Nobody knows what a "good deal" is anymore with these prices.

We didn't leave it late. We bought all our players after receiving the Stones money.

 

[Bullet]

 

[LAToffee]

I must admit, although I suspected that we wouldn't do much, I didn't expect us to be this anonymous on deadline day.

(Transferring to bedwetter thread. One moment please)

 

[Spencer]

Has Butland signed up yet?

 

[efcjames]

Doesn't it always kick off like 2 hours before the window ends

 

[Dirty Dutch]

Bring it on FFS