Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I must admit, although I suspected that we wouldn't do much, I didn't expect us to be this anonymous on deadline day.

I always thought we would get a back - up striker in because that should have been our first priority, still hopeful though.

 

[Goodison Groaner]

Are we ready to call this... or it the still a chance of a last minute resuscitation?

It's looking grim!

 

[Ashtonian]

What happened to Brahimi? Was it all jarg or what?

have any of our transfer stories had any substance to them as of yet? Gabbiadani has travelled here, waiting for napoli to sign someone to replace him, been swapped with Fiorentina and signed a new contract with Napoli all within the last 24 hours.

 

[D410]

Looking forward to Vinnys next photo tweet of his supper.

 

[Mozza1987]

This Google Trends think they are doing on SSN is so bad!

 

[Azza]

The fact that McGeady, Kone, Niasse, Cleverley, Gibson are all still at the club just fill me with dread.

 

[Seathestars]

Ok homies so can someone please confirm what time shall we start popping the bleach ?

Personally my bleach deadline is set for 6pm, I'll say goodbye now just in case we haven't signed anyone by then.

 

[bol-uk]

Yyyyyyyy

I'm usually optimistic mate but it's being drained

LOL I know mate, was just waiting all these weeks to Z you up!

We will be OK, 3 signings imo. Behrami,Kone another biggie and possibly another kid.

 

[TheHumbleEgg]

Ok homies so can someone please confirm what time shall we start popping the bleach ?

KOOL AID prepped for 10 bells.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

 

[Tubey]

(Transferring to bedwetter thread. One moment please)

I'm not "bedwetting" though - I'm honestly not bothered as I sort of expected it.

What I'm saying is I thought there'd be a load of stupid rumours going around, not complete anonymity.

I think the best we can hope for at this point is one or two who are coming in for big fees that will happen very late on, and that we've kept things quite under wraps for a change.

 

[everton2004]

Looking forward to Vinnys next photo tweet of his supper.

I'm going for sausage, chips and curry sauce. Vault me.

 

[Seathestars]

The fact that McGeady, Kone, Niasse, Cleverley, Gibson are all still at the club just fill me with dread.

What a player

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

wouldn't it be amazing if we made a few top signings, but nobody found out about it until e.g. saturday.

All the wankfest from Sky and transfer deadline and they miss a couple.

I do actually love the idea of getting our transfers done in total secrecy while Jim White frantically wanks into his yellow tie and cries.

 

[MartyMcFly]

I must admit, although I suspected that we wouldn't do much, I didn't expect us to be this anonymous on deadline day.

It actually goes to prove that once we spent the Stones money that was practically our business done.

There's nothing even close except a few phamtom bids and Gabbiadini