Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[matty1878]

I have a feeling we may turn it around mate, based on no info whatsoever but social media is volatile a the moment,

if we did a 2013 style announce 3 players in an hour i would be made up.

Maybe we can get 2

Koeman did say he wants 3 or 4

Then one or two....

We're going down tho mate in numbers in grades of players and from fees to loans.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

There has been a lot of behind the scenes chat about a mystery "marquee" signing without anyone giving names that would be announced very late in the window. Whether it happens and who it is I don't know

Kinell mate now I have to stay up through all of Sky's BS

 

[mahermi1]

Who is in charge of the negotiations?

Coco the clown by the looks of it pal.

 

[Hellerad]

Possibly late to the show, but I'm hearing we've sold Arteta.

 

[ijjysmith]

So as of now......


No top Keeper
No Rb cover
No 4th CB (what Koeman wanted)
No Box 2 Box Midfielder
No Creativity in midfield (No.10)
And unbelievably no new striker (we really needed 3)


But.........

Niasse stil here
Kone still here
McGeady still here
Oviedo still here


We sold a Centre Back in a generation for £50m, and only spent the money we've made off him.

So......

The huge new TV deal, not a penny spent
The new super rich investor not spent a bean.



[Poor language removed] brilliant Everton,just brilliant.


Any one tell me how many season tickets weve sold???

Yet i feel sorry for the fans who still believe in all the crap we've been fed over the last 6 months.


Mersey Billionairs.......... do me a favour!!!

 

[marnie]

The most aggressive sex the missus has ever had come 11.10 pm lol

 

[Boss_Blue]

Apparently SSN etc have been purposely left in the dark so the only info they are getting are from sources outside of the club.

He sounds confident.

 

[Steveo1878]

On the Positives Algerian press are saying Brahimi is in england to sign for us

Get Kone and Sis on top will be all smiles

 

[terry nodder]

Tottenham Spurs have signed another gfoalkeeper. Paul Lopez. But I am not sure if he is any good. I know we might need another keepr though. Although I should point out that I do like Stelekenburg, so far so good.

CHeers.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Sorry lads, my semi ITK is being a massive cocktease (he glories in what little he gets passed on).

What he has said is that there are three still ongoing and one of them will blow our minds - that's all so far but no doubt I will tease more out little by little over the next couple of hours as he sounds proper excited the little meff.

You cocktease mmm

 

[Gerbs]

The most aggressive sex the missus has ever had come 11.10 pm lol

Anyone have a stream?

 

[MartyMcFly]

It looks like it's all getting a bit desperate now.
I would rather we just shut up shop now and not throw vast amounts of money at bad players.
Try again in January.
But in the mean time, make bloody damned sure that we get the stadium issue sorted!

dont worry we wont

 

[Bally8]

So as of now......


No top Keeper
No Rb cover
No 4th CB (what Koeman wanted)
No Box 2 Box Midfielder
No Creativity in midfield (No.10)
And unbelievably no new striker (we really needed 3)


But.........

Niasse stil here
Kone still here
McGeady still here
Oviedo still here


We sold a Centre Back in a generation for £50m, and only spent the money we've made off him.

So......

The huge new TV deal, not a penny spent
The new super rich investor not spent a bean.



[Poor language removed] brilliant Everton,just brilliant.


Any one tell me how many season tickets weve sold???

Yet i feel sorry for the fans who still believe in all the crap we've been fed over the last 6 months.


Mersey Billionairs.......... do me a favour!!!

Unfortunately you have nailed it

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I think it's ace you Virgins identify a player who the club have no way of knowing you want and end up losing said player to another club and end up fuming over that.

I'm pissing myself. It's amazing.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Ye

Thing is, it's on your head you blert