Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[bullensboy]

Have we signed Witsel and Mata yet?

Kumbyarmylord due in a minute.. sent a bike to the Liverpool loop line to bring him in

 

[Petit]

This

Sissioko was 6m a year.. And there was no official confirmation of any of the other bids just media rumour

.

 

[chicoazul]

OK, we will now take sincere apologies from those who said we would be spending billions this summer and we urged caution.

 

[Chief Hopper]

Could have had Bony on a loan...

But... we'll try and get Valencia on loan from West Ham instead. Shambles!

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Lol at our 'biggest' transfer is some clown from Crystal Palace, while we are bullied into selling England's future captain to City and remain paying Niasse 50k a week as we couldn't even give him away.

Sack the board.

Gee, what a fabulous new era.

 

[efcjames]

With the way this window has already gone, we really should have been expecting something like this to happen. But this is just a disaster.

 

[suey_11]

Mata's still coming though right @The Esk ?

lol

He's had us all.

 

[Jack29]

I wouldn't even begrudge Koeman for walking. He's left a Club playing in European competition this year and hasn't been made signings he was promised.

He said on the record after the Stoke game "If I don't get one player in I will be very disappointed" - Enner Valencia won't change that IMO.

 

[Eggs]

they used everton, levy actually got played here lol

..I imagine Levy is sick with Everton, probably would've paid £20m-£25m but for our intervention.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Kone deal stalling - apparently certain financial goalposts have been moved from when he agreed personal terms.

I'll post more when I have it.

Very good. You should have been more ambitious and claimed it was Witsel we still had a chance with.

 

[Ducans elbow]

Just got on GOT and I am overwhelmed at all the great signings we done today.

 

[bol-uk]

Kone deal stalling - apparently certain financial goalposts have been moved from when he agreed personal terms.

I'll post more when I have it.

Finally a genuine ITK








Shame it's your ma who is shagging Kone

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Kone deal stalling - apparently certain financial goalposts have been moved from when he agreed personal terms.

I'll post more when I have it.

Please don't.

Feel a bit deflated here tbh. I'd feel more inclined to laugh but it is genuinely concerning how rough this window has been for us.

 

[Marco Polo]

Koeman, thankfully, is more patient than the hysterical shrieking internet virgin brigade. He'll be thinking longer term, as in, beyond his next round with the F5 key.

This POSTER is pathetic. It's like the cosmos conducted an experiment: "how little would it take to turn Everton supporters into RAWK?"

 

[ProZ]

My head has actually fallen off, im still expecting 4 in, in next 15mins