Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[LAToffee]

Guys I guess well I guess I just can't move on. I didn't see him play like but Bryam just seemed such a perfect fit. Can someone set up a "we really miss Bryam" thread. I would but these tears are making it hard to see the keypad. What does it all mean for the future of our once great club? If you are reading this, we miss you Bry!!

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Here's a rumour

I don't think this guy is particularly reliable though

But what about the Goalkeeper Bobby?
Why does no one ever think about the Keeper?

*slams fist of desk*
*heads off to get pissed on a boat*
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[TheFinnFan]

Here's a rumour

I don't think this guy is particularly reliable though

Ruskies always slam over the top prices on their boss players

 

[abelard]

Quincy???

I'm in.

Amen.... outstanding nomenclature!

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

But what about the Goalkeeper Bobby?
Why does no one ever think about the Keeper?

*slams fist of desk*
*heads off to get pissed on a boat*
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Quincy is pulling the 'Howard is in nets' face that we all experience when the team is revealed before a league match.

 

[Tree13]

Just watched Martinez' presser, and it's firmed up my belief that we won't see any deals now until either this time next week or deadline day. Gibson and McGeady will leave, and I think we'll see a player come in.

Absolutely no idea of who that will be though.

Those three words come true and this transfer window will be a success in my eyes. Got to be the most "meh" transfer we've completed in the last decade.

 

[Efcjake]

Those three words come true and this transfer window will be a success in my eyes. Got to be the most "meh" transfer we've completed in the last decade.

Francisco Junior wants a word mate.

 

[TheFinnFan]

@jinkyali have you heard any whispers

 

[Tree13]

Francisco Junior wants a word mate.

Ouch. Good point!

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

We've got a great track record signing top wingers from Spartak Moscow so I see no reason not to snap this Quincy lad up.

 

[orly]

@jinkyali have you heard any whispers

LOL

 

[Neiziro]

Brazil and Zenit winger Hulk. How's he? Would he be a realistic transfer or a Yarmolenko/Riquelme-type one? Hear he's damn good and has loads of muscles, I'd imagine he'd do well in the PL. 99% not coming in the winter but if Stones goes for big money this summer we could maybe snap someone of his caliber up.

 

[ijjysmith]

Brazil and Zenit winger Hulk. How's he? Would he be a realistic transfer or a Yarmolenko/Riquelme-type one? Hear he's damn good and has loads of muscles, I'd imagine he'd do well in the PL.

I don't know for sure but Hulk must be on about £7m a week.

HULK SMASH

 

[TheFinnFan]

LOL

Youve just broken my last string of hope ye monster x

 

[toffeejack]

Quincy???

I'm in.