Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[Zatara]

....sorry matey, it's Slimani - predictive text.

Think i wrote about him a page or two back after seeing a link as well last night...can do better.

other two arent good either.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Never heard of slimania.

It's the latest diet fad for middle-aged women with low self-esteem.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

IT'S ALRIGHT LADS WE DIDN'T SELL NAISMITH IN THE SUMMER AS IT WAS TOO LATE TO GET A GOOD REPLACEMENT IN SO CLEARLY DUE TO OUR DISGRACEFUL SEASON THUS FAR A CLASS SIGNING IS JUST DAYS AWAY!

 

[ijjysmith]

Slimani is decent. Very decent.

Zat doesn't like him, well we know why Zat doesn't like him.

£20m though. Not happening. Probs.

Anyway. Today this thread should be insanely quiet.

 

[Ashtonian]

....sorry matey, it's Slimani - predictive text.

That's nowhere near as good.

He isn't good enough now lol

 

[bluestevon]

Slimani is decent. Very decent.

Zat doesn't like him, well we know why Zat doesn't like him.

£20m though. Not happening. Probs.

Anyway. Today this thread should be insanely quiet.

Would perchance he be old enough to vote and buy beer?

 

[Swartzy]

I cant believe we will waste the naismith money on caciedo, he’s a championship player at best! i think bobby just waits till the end of the window so peoples expectations drop!

 

[ijjysmith]

I cant believe we will waste the naismith money on caciedo, he’s a championship player at best! i think bobby just waits till the end of the window so peoples expectations drop!

He won't mate. I have confidence this bloke won't sign.

 

[cronullasharks]

Who's caicedo ? Never heard of him

 

[ijjysmith]

Who's caicedo ? Never heard of him

Used to play badly for City. Then played badly in Spain.

Bad.

 

[cronullasharks]

Used to play badly for City. Then played badly in Spain.

Bad.

Haha thanks ijjy

 

[welshtoffee]

Who's caicedo ? Never heard of him

Ecuadorian striker played for City a few seasons ago, absolute garbage if i remember correctly

 

[MartSlinger]

Pato joining Chelsea. We'd be idiots not to go and try and get Remy on loan.

 

[BlueToff]

Pato joining Chelsea. We'd be idiots not to go and try and get Remy on loan.

Wages would be the issue I suppose. Doubt Chelsea would subsidise them. Heard West Ham (lol) are the front runners anyway, so don't get your hopes up...

 

[Eggs]

Wages would be the issue I suppose. Doubt Chelsea would subsidise them. Heard West Ham (lol) are the front runners anyway, so don't get your hopes up...

....Newcastle also linked. Not sure about him anyway.