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Ive got 1 and this 1 plays for us, he wears number 17 and he will be the greatest player the world has ever witnessed.
Buy coutinho off the RS.....then bench him.
Coz we can
Coz we can
What I have been told
Fresh Prince of Belle Val
Player Valuation: £35m
I'd stick him on the turnstile. Or he could be the new ginger steward.
lollollollol
CynicalBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
With all this dough, every player needs to look over their shoulder nowadays of course with the exception of Oviedo baby!
Neiziro
Player Valuation: £25m
The transfer rumours have started. First one is Napoli centre-back Kalidou Koulibaly (Who we've been linked with many times before), the other is Spanish whizkid Alfonso Pedraza.
Now I'd be over the moon with Koulibaly as he's been a big part of Napoli's title push this season but the first rumours aren't exactly spectacular otherwise.
Now I'd be over the moon with Koulibaly as he's been a big part of Napoli's title push this season but the first rumours aren't exactly spectacular otherwise.
DANNOJ
Player Valuation: £1m
Realistically. We aren't going to be given 100 million straight off the bat too sign players - a lot of money will go on renewing contracts. As we have seen with Besic.
Playing wise, for me relies on the mentality of current players. For example: Goalkeeper, I agree that we should never buy a player with the sole purpose of being back up. However what do we do if Joel proves his worth? I wouldn't want to spend a seemingly needless 30 million on Butland and walk in as first team. And instead buy someone like Kameni, cheap and reliable.
Lukaku, might be persuaded to stay and fight for club with this new found ambition - but he's done nothing of late to reassure us that he wants to be here beyond this season. Same goes for John Stones. Both players have been under par of late. Lukaku less so as his goals have stopped a massive rot.
But who do we replace them with? I have no doubt Stones would be replaced by someone, probably not the same quality.
Lukaku, however, is a lot tougher to replace. Who has that much in his locker (although seems wasted attributes at the moment.) and has such a good goal scoring record that isn't going to cost us a lot? I understand we have bought Niasse - but even the most optimistic of us know he probably won't reach a consist goal return - especially if he is played LW as suggested by Martinez.
Based on this long winded, somewhat wasteful post. My summary, and opinion on what would be a sensible and realistic summer activity:
In:
Yarmolenko (I know, but I feel this could actually get over the line) £25 million
Batshuayi £20 million (Lukaku replacement)
Kameni/ Sirigu <€5 million
RB cover *insert pointless name* hopefully a player like Garbutt but right sides. (I'm not accepting Byram as a sensible reply)
Do we need CM Cover? Barry is getting on, Gibson can't string together any sort of run, Barkley isn't disciplined for box to box (yet) Cleverly is better advanced, Besic is yet to cement himself as a continuous appearance in the side and McCarthy is primarily defence minded. All have their disadvantages which I seem to have pointed out unfairly but oh well
Ridicule welcome
Playing wise, for me relies on the mentality of current players. For example: Goalkeeper, I agree that we should never buy a player with the sole purpose of being back up. However what do we do if Joel proves his worth? I wouldn't want to spend a seemingly needless 30 million on Butland and walk in as first team. And instead buy someone like Kameni, cheap and reliable.
Lukaku, might be persuaded to stay and fight for club with this new found ambition - but he's done nothing of late to reassure us that he wants to be here beyond this season. Same goes for John Stones. Both players have been under par of late. Lukaku less so as his goals have stopped a massive rot.
But who do we replace them with? I have no doubt Stones would be replaced by someone, probably not the same quality.
Lukaku, however, is a lot tougher to replace. Who has that much in his locker (although seems wasted attributes at the moment.) and has such a good goal scoring record that isn't going to cost us a lot? I understand we have bought Niasse - but even the most optimistic of us know he probably won't reach a consist goal return - especially if he is played LW as suggested by Martinez.
Based on this long winded, somewhat wasteful post. My summary, and opinion on what would be a sensible and realistic summer activity:
In:
Yarmolenko (I know, but I feel this could actually get over the line) £25 million
Batshuayi £20 million (Lukaku replacement)
Kameni/ Sirigu <€5 million
RB cover *insert pointless name* hopefully a player like Garbutt but right sides. (I'm not accepting Byram as a sensible reply)
Do we need CM Cover? Barry is getting on, Gibson can't string together any sort of run, Barkley isn't disciplined for box to box (yet) Cleverly is better advanced, Besic is yet to cement himself as a continuous appearance in the side and McCarthy is primarily defence minded. All have their disadvantages which I seem to have pointed out unfairly but oh well
Ridicule welcome
Pay no attention to them. Clickbait.
We've got three months of this season left yet, let's concentrate on that first.
TheBlueGibbon
Player Valuation: £40m
According to his wiki page he's from a 'city' with 836 inhabitants.
rochdaleblue
Player Valuation: £50m
It really does make you think what this takeover has done to our potential signings. Whereby previously we would expect 1 marquee signing (yarmelenko) with the possible sale of one of our 'stars' to fund it, I wonder if Martinez and his scouts are now looking at players, who they previously thought where 'out of reach?'
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