Hello mein frandelinos and welcome to the first summer edition of the 2020 Weasel Index.
Are you good with the photoshop? Do you want to put some Weasels in amusing images? Please let me know.
There have been no new posters on GrandOldTeam.com since 2016 - new accounts are now returning multis. But if for some reason you are unaware of the Weasel Index, I can inform you. It is a faultless, 100% accurate record of individuals who claim ITK transfer knowledge (hereafter "Weasels") on GrandOldTeam.com and is a hugely popular tool. Here are some recent rave reviews:
@Bluebonic
I used to come on here and read up what people who knew more about world football that I do thought of our potential targets. Some good shouts, some dodgy shouts and some Charles Manson level doolally shouts, but always enjoyable nonetheless. But I think Orly and his weasel index has effectively killed this chat as everybody is scarred to get indexed, I find that a little sad, As it makes this forum slightly less enjoyable. So can we get back to unleashing the mad, bad and the mildly bewildered for a few days, perhaps run a weasel amnesty? Just to lighten the mood and get back to the pre-index levels of gibberish and delusion?
@tonka1878
You and others are why people don't share any information.
@roydo
I think if folks use the Bellend Index, they will be ok.
As ever, 10 points for a Weaseling (a rumour), accumulative until the end of the transfer window. Public. There for all to see.
But if the rumour is right, the Origin of the Weasel (the prime rumourer) goes directly onto The Mole10 Glory List . We are currently at a Mole Count of zero.
This season, we are of course not allowed to link to CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH named Everton Twitter personalities. This is at direct request of the owner of leading Everton Frandelsite FrandOldTeam.com .
But if the Weasels pop their head up on our lawn, we must tag them. And yet also, we must care for them.
Our early sightings:
@Catfish Blues lands a catch - Branislav Ivanovic self-Indexing. I don't make the rules.
To be honest I used to rate Ivanovic but that was nearly a decade ago. It is more that we already bringing in over-the-hill free signings - which adds fuel to the financial distress rumours. I believe it will be up to the club to decide whether there are financial distress rumours ,we just have...
www.grandoldteam.com
From
https://www.republika.rs/sport/fudb...pskom-sampionu-ivanovic-niko-nije-zvao-zvezdu
- Karijeru ću verovatno nastaviti u Evertonu, od njih sam dobio dobru ponudu. Videću još kako će se stvari odvijati - rekao je Ivanović drugarima u Hrvatskoj.
Luckily, I know a bit of the lingo, so I've translated it for you ...
- I will probably continue my career at Everton, I received a good offer from them. I will see how things will turn out - Ivanovic told his friends in Croatia.
The Prime Weasel himself,
@Raino85 , is ready to breed again. Hjojberg 100% in the Weasel-bag. Except that he wasn't.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jul/22/tottenham-confident-of-signing-pierre-emile-hojbjerg-from-southampton Looks like a rehash of the matt law article to me
www.grandoldteam.com
Ignore Matt Law
Hojbjerg is and has been done
@Ian Lane is not a Reguilón poster. He brings in the Echo as back up, and strangely, Son Heung-Min.
New signing, from Seville;
Regulilionne
Confirmed by the Liverpool Echo.
Son told me before!!!
Buzzing
@Blue Cally serving up some fragelistic transfer hot stuff. He follows it up with prime ITK second third and fourth helpings. This is real Weasel stuff. Just so good.
He’s going to United isn’t he? Classic
www.grandoldteam.com
(Two weeks ago)
I have just been told by a very reliable source that this and the Allan deals are nearly done
I note he hasn’t been capped by Brazil yet hopefully he will notice the progress that richy made with us and how he has now become a key member of the Brazil international squad and will see us as an ideal club to join He was supposed to be in the u23s before virus hit and fast tracked into...
www.grandoldteam.com
I’m not looking for ITK status on GOT, I just occasionally share what I get told from a very reliable source, Most the time I am reluctant to share because I know and have seen what it can be like on here when anyone shares info.
The stadium pics was solid info to share because I had photo evidence, with transfers it can be not as solid and many things can go wrong but I have been told Gabriel & Allan are close to being done.
Please don’t hound me like a witch hunt if anything does go wrong and they don’t happen because I generally love GOT and check on here everyday even if I don’t post everyday. I love reading people’s opinions on here and looking for any transfer talk I’m not privy to.
I’m just an Evertonian like you all that loves and wants the best for our club.
^^^^ this is top of the line, Prime Weasel level content. This is what brings them to FrandOldTeam.com
There are NO confirmed signings and NO Moles as of 16/08/2020.
Current Weasel Index Scores:
@Blue Cally - 10 Weasel Points
@Ian Lane - 10 Weasel Points
@Raino85 - 10 Weasel Points
@Catfish Blues - 10 Weasel Points
The Weasel Hunters
Welcome back to our top Friends of the Weasels. You make the Index what it is. The summers of 2017 and 2018 were your time. Now, you are seasoned veterans. Remember to tag your sightings with Index please.
Not-so-frandely with the Index?
There are less than five confirmed malcontents, Index Deniers if you will. They have - to a poster - been outed as Weasels in the past. Make of that what you will.
However if you have a complaint, I have set up a survey captcha form for you to fill in, anonymously. You
can find it here and I welcome your feedback.
