John Merro is the biggest Slapnut on twitter.
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It is a bit mental that our last few managers* have also been at / will be at:
Barcelona
Real Madrid
Bayern Munich
Paris Saint-Germain
Juventus
Milan
Manchester United
Chelsea
Netherlands
Belgium
Even if it mainly goes wrong for us, and I'm ignoring many unglamorous sides, it does at least suggest we're fishing in the right ponds. Except the pond we dragged Allardyce out of.
*Granted, mostly Carlo.
I wouldn't say that at all. I would say Koeman = Martinez. Both managers who had no idea what to do.
That being said, Martinez was INFINITELY more likable a manager than Koeman was. The giant meteor sized head tit always thought he was better than us.
He will be gone by Christmas.
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
Is he the fella who was arrested for trying to paint his neighbours dogs backside with ronseal ?
Peter The Dog
Player Valuation: £8m
depressing just having to think about how much he's on.
Ahhaha not sure mate.
mkrudden
Player Valuation: £40m
All I know mate is he's a genuine liar.
During the Moise Kean saga he said he was at an Everton event and he was told by Darren Griffiths that Kean was in the building and they were hoping to "get him out on the grass" where the invitees were.
It transpired that Kean wasn't even in the country.
I agree he could be useful for us if we move towards having a 10. Having decent CMs who take the pressure of Gylfi might allow him to stay in forward areas where he can be effective. Having him sit deep is just a nightmare though.
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
You speak for yourself mate. Many questioned them. I certainly questioned bolasi and pickford. Siggy i questioned the ridiculous price. Sandro i never knew much about. And klassen. Well i didnt question it bit the alarm bells were ringing when i read a dutch journalist write Everton have paid double what klassen is worth..
Koemans been an awful club manager. I cant see him lasting long there.
The problem with Sigurdsson anywhere near a 10 is that he ISN'T a 10. You look at their average position at the end of a match, Glyfi is almost always the one most forward. He's not supplying opportunities for the peolpe in front of him, he's the one looking to score. That's not a 10.
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
Wasn't that Keith Azul? One of the Lead Writers at the Atlantic?
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
That’s not true mate , some expressed concern over where these players are going to play, lack of pace, is Sandro a Lukaku replacement etc
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
His CV as a manager is awful. What is it now about 20 clubs in 20 years. Id say he was a problem.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Correct, he’s a distinctly bang average second striker who has blagged a career being compared favourably to strikers or midfielders as it suits. ‘He doesn’t affect the midfield’ - ‘he’s not supposed to he’s a forward’. ‘He doesn’t score enough’ - ‘he’s not supposed to he’s a midfielder’. Round and round that goes because until recently not many wanted to admit that he’s a complete and utter travesty of a footballer in any position.
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