John Osters Love Child
Player Valuation: £6m
I hate derby day, not the match its self specifically but the extremely Red bias buildup by all the media. They make us the panto villain, the whipping boys it's fun to poke and take the mick out of. If we win it's because the RS have played poorly and their poor performance gets analysed and if we lose they get lauded as greats and they're victory gets analysed. They do all they can to make us irreverent.