In my defense I was a hormonal teenager at the time, they lured me in with the short shorts the same way they do with the cheerleaders. Now it is a mere cherry on a very tasty cake.
There's nothing worse than WAG's feigning interest in sport just to tag along...conversely there's nothing better than WAG's who know WTF is going on during a sporting event. There's too many of the former; spring training has been rife with them. The ones who show up to try and snag a minor league prospect are a real treat.