deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Operation Goodison to Capt. Jags
Operation Goodison to Capt. Jags
Take your viagra pills
And take your ballies off
Ground Control to Capt. Jags
Commencing Operation Goodison
Exercise
Check first touch
And groinal lunge at the target
This is Operation Goodison to Capt. Jags
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know where you bought your first touch
Now it's time to leave FC Sexy if you dare
This is Capt. Jags to Operation Goodison
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And my groinal region looks very different today
...Nepalese temple ball?...they work, don't they?