billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
His manager is a velociraptor.Kopite in work said “Looking forward to Jurassic Park tonight?”
I replied “Wha?”
“Everton vs Spurs, battle of the dinosaur managers”
I said “mate u have literally just been pumped by Madrid and your fans have thrown rocks at a team bus again, u need better material than that.”
he wasn’t impressed
As for tonight we have to start King we need as much threat on the counter as we can muster, Kane and Son worry me.