Match Thread Everton v Watford. 8th Aug at 15.00.

[Ring master]

I just think for some reason i dont know why,that we will win 2-0,and i am not one for saying we will win this game/that game etc,just for the sake of been an Everton fan,There's just to many people have the doom and gloom outlook for me.

 

[deipnosophist]

2-2, just like every season opener under Martinez. Why change that

I think I am right in saying that Ricky the Wolf's Winkle has still, after 2 seasons, only scored 1 goal in English football...guess who it was against? lol

 

[when i score we riot]

Am i the only one to predict this to be really tedious? There's, like, 0.6 goals in this, tops.

 

[SingBlue]

I was 14 in 84 and I've still got a Watford scarf in the loft. oh great preview apart from no mention of that missing plane being found.

What missing plane being found? So far they've found a flaperon (nope, me neither), a bit of a sewing machine, that looks like it could be the window of a plane, if you're completely mental. Oh, and the handle off a kettle. Or a ladder. NO! It's definitely a plane door handle.

Actually there's a 500 square mile load of flotsam that bobs between Japan and the US coast. Some remnant from the tsunami / nuclear / fembot disaster of a few years back. That's probably where you'll find MH370. Well it's just as plausible as anything the Daily Mail loons have come up with. Or Chico.

 

[StephenGOT]

Get the first goal and it'll be 3/4-1.
Watford are a decent side. Boss attack and counter attacking team but this SHOULD be 3 points. SHOULD.

 

[Ring master]

I think I am right in saying that Ricky the Wolf's Winkle has still, after 2 seasons, only scored 1 goal in English football...guess who it was against? lol

nearly right,still the one goal v us on his debut,the header,but last season he was on loan for the year,so had 1 year in english leagues really

 

[StephenGOT]

When I look at the potential side we could put out for Saturday, I think we are only one top player away from challenging any team in the prem.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

 

[deipnosophist]

What missing plane being found? So far they've found a flaperon (nope, me neither), a bit of a sewing machine, that looks like it could be the window of a plane, if you're completely mental. Oh, and the handle off a kettle. Or a ladder. NO! It's definitely a plane door handle.

lol lol

 

[deipnosophist]

When I look at the potential side we could put out for Saturday, I think we are only one top player away from challenging any team in the prem.

...this post belongs in the 'some optimism' thread...lol

 

[Ashtonian]

if we had signed a couple more players the views on the new season would be much more upbeat i guess

unless it was evans and lennin, but still. Lennon or McGeady this weekend?

 

[deipnosophist]

Is Aids injured?...let me guess...hamstring?

 

[Caso01]

When I look at the potential side we could put out for Saturday, I think we are only one top player away from challenging any team in the prem.

Sorry mate, think you're looking for the optimism thread.

 

[Kantareller]

I think I am right in saying that Ricky the Wolf's Winkle has still, after 2 seasons, only scored 1 goal in English football...guess who it was against? lol

Same thing with Wood from Leicester I think. Declined us the win with his one and only Premier League goal.

 

[deipnosophist]

Same thing with Wood from Leicester I think. Declined us the win with his one and only Premier League goal.

this does not auger well for Saturday. What no mark Watford striker is due his one and only PL goal for the season? ...probably be the one that makes it 2-2 lol

 

[Connor]

this does not auger well for Saturday. What no mark Watford striker is due his one and only PL goal for the season? lol

Ighalo or Vydra.

Deeney will bag though. We can't deal with big yard dogs.