Match Thread Everton v West Ham. 5th March at 1500.

What do you think should be Saturday's objective?

  • Three points for the royal blues

    Votes: 186 49.9%

  • Lay down a performance that shows we are progressing

    Votes: 39 10.5%

  • Sign Willy Caballero

    Votes: 8 2.1%

  • HURT PAYET

    Votes: 140 37.5%
  • Total voters
    373
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Quirkafleeg said:
What a brilliant witty and superbly written start to a thread. I am a hammers fan genuinely miffed at McCarthys tackle on payet, but that has knocked the stuffing out of me!

We all know Everton away is a guaranteed tubbing. I come from a lesser known but almost moron- free forum called In the brown stuff. Nobody wanted the onerous task of starting a losing match thread, such is our conviction that we will get nil points.

BUT this is the weird season in which we beat all of the top teams, including Liverpool THREE (yes three) times. So we are optimistic, even if Lukaku is guaranteed to score a 98th minute winner.

So, in summary, we hope McCarthy is kicked up the bum in a kind of Charlie Chaplin style from a corner and is looking round indignantly to find the culprit as payet does 87 kick ups and rabonas the ball in to the top corner.

Good luck, we hope you lose graciously.
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Welcome mate, what's planned for your last game at the Boleyn ground? Will be an emotional occasion, something we may experience in a couple of years also....
 

When the ref blows the whistle at kick off, I want all 11 players to surround Payet and volley his legs off. Then the team should perform a haka infront of the West Ham fans lofting Payet's dismembered legs in the air.
 
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The hammers fans on knees up up ya mother brown have got us down as a team of kickers :D it's a certainty they'll have someone sent off now and blame our player for it, another 2 months of moaning to put up with. :coffee:
 
Hammers fans seem to think that we want Payet tackled as it 'shows how far they've come'.

No, it's because you're acting like Kopites. For the last three months, you've treating a moderately bad tackle as if McCarthy personally killed your first born. Grow up.
 
Thanks Esk and Linekers Legs. Big last night planned at UP, when thankfully we play MU instead of the mighty Swansea, knowing Lady Brady it will be cheesy, but we can suffer that as the real emotion takes over.
 

This ...

chicoazul said:
As a mammal we are evolved to note various signs and signals which when reacted to or acted upon bring a reward or safeguard. It’s thousands and thousands of years of genetic programming that our ancestors benefited from, therefore giving them a competitive edge in survival or breeding hence you sat here reading this as the current end process, so congratulations.
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... was ace.

I lost interest soon after that when you started to talk about footie but, nevertheless, I give this preview a solid 7/10

Incidentally ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35709867
 
Quirkafleeg said:
What a brilliant witty and superbly written start to a thread. I am a hammers fan genuinely miffed at McCarthys tackle on payet, but that has knocked the stuffing out of me!

We all know Everton away is a guaranteed tubbing. I come from a lesser known but almost moron- free forum called In the brown stuff. Nobody wanted the onerous task of starting a losing match thread, such is our conviction that we will get nil points.

BUT this is the weird season in which we beat all of the top teams, including Liverpool THREE (yes three) times. So we are optimistic, even if Lukaku is guaranteed to score a 98th minute winner.

So, in summary, we hope McCarthy is kicked up the bum in a kind of Charlie Chaplin style from a corner and is looking round indignantly to find the culprit as payet does 87 kick ups and rabonas the ball in to the top corner.

Good luck, we hope you lose graciously.
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sorry mate, but how long in the table do "top teams" go? down to 9th?
 
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