Match Thread Everton v West Ham. 5th March at 1500.

[toffeejack]

Amateurs.. Let the experts through
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...lane-near-Cape-Good-Hope-looking-old-UFO.html

haha seriously, what is wrong with people? imagine the time and effort.

 

[LAToffee]

In which Payet snips his own balls:

 

[TGW89]

"Heeeeere we are, born to be kings. We're the princes of the uuuuniveeeeeeerse!".....

 

[evo1878]

This ...



... was ace.

I lost interest soon after that when you started to talk about footie but, nevertheless, I give this preview a solid 7/10

Incidentally ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35709867

Thank you for keeping us updated. Fine review by @chicoazul except for the missing paragraph on mh370

 

[RomanReigns]

i reckon this is the game where we turn up and put 6 or 7 past the opposition

lukaku hatrick, deleufeu double, barkley and niasse

 

[chicoazul]

i reckon this is the game where we turn up and put 6 or 7 past the opposition

lukaku hatrick, deleufeu double, barkley and niasse

A bit ambitious that Spud lid.

 

[The Equaliser]

i reckon this is the game where we turn up and put 6 or 7 past the opposition

lukaku hatrick, deleufeu double, barkley and niasse

Have you been drinking perchance ?

 

[Bluekahunaburgers]

Think we will scrape the win but we can't give any cheap free kicks around the box with Payet, he has hit a few decent ones. Probably man mark him as well if it was my choice. They have a couple of grocks at center back so wouldn't be surprised if kone starts.

 

[Kiwi]

I always quite liked West Ham as a club but they've sadly been infected by an acute case of kopite delusions.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Nearly the same amount of votes on both a win and Payet's ankles being separated from his body tomorrow.

If we're lucky we can get both!

 

[chicoazul]

I always quite liked West Ham as a club but they've sadly been infected by an acute case of kopite delusions.

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Agreed. It's been painful to watch them expose a large part of their fanbase as being utter throbbers.

Been genuinely agog at what I've witnessed. I always had them down as in a small but exclusive sound category.

Still plenty of the older heads about who are still sound but their under thirties are Netto kopites.

 

[Matty_j1878]

Agreed. It's been painful to watch them expose a large part of their fanbase as being utter throbbers.

Been genuinely agog at what I've witnessed. I always had them down as in a small but exclusive sound category.

Still plenty of the older heads about who are still sound but their under thirties are Netto kopites.

You really come alive at night don't you azul.

 

[chicoazul]

You really come alive at night don't you azul.

I work shifts in a hospital/am a vampire Matty.

 

[evertony]

Good luck today Blue Boys....reckon it's going to be a cracker. Barkley to boss it and Rom to get his customary goal or two in a 3-1 triumph.
Can't be there today - another bloody game missed through work travel....heading to Detroit then Cleveland via Heathrow. Good news is I missed two other games this season travelling...we battered the Skunks 6-2 and pummelled The Hammers 4-0.
Give me a hat-trick of absent wins please lads.

 

[chicoazul]

West Ham fans are of a needy and insecure nature - more of that to come - so they trawl the internet to find others true feelings of them in the same manner your insecure girlfriend is straining her peripheral eyesight to clock your mobile phone keycode so she can FBI it once you’re in the shower, the fattening mess (both of you)

Can I just point out that my various alerts today over West Ham fans weirdly fuming over these blatant partisan and exaggerated words makes me scratch my head all the more as this was the third paragraph of the preview.

Oh and Lol @ u for even reading it when Evertonians know better to swerve them.