Evertonian maturity

[chicoazul]

It’s been said that the following markers indicate that an Evertonian has passed from super bloo into Evertonian maturity.

- stops abusing young players
- realises that after 27 years Everton are no longer entitled to cups, nor anywhere near a big club
- likes olives
- accepts that Liverpool Football Club absolutely dwarf Everton and likely always will
- does not obsess over new signings
- refrains from using lad at least once in every sentence
- goes more than 1 year without campaigning for the manager out on the internet

Make of that what you will.

 

[dublinbluenose]

Tapinade over olives though

 

[bicycleheader]

Lol chico

But olives are disgusting

 

[tsubaki]

green or black olives?

 

[nsno-chris]

Lol chico

But olives are disgusting

Welcome back bud, haven’t seen you in a while

 

[nsno-chris]

Enjoys a fine wine with those olives

 

[chicoazul]

green or black olives?

Green is the gateway olive.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

It’s been said that the following markers indicate that an Evertonian has passed from super bloo into Evertonian maturity.

- stops abusing young players
- realises that after 27 years Everton are no longer entitled to cups, nor anywhere near a big club
- likes olives
- accepts that Liverpool Football Club absolutely dwarf Everton and likely always will
- does not obsess over new signings
- refrains from using lad at least once in every sentence
- goes more than 1 year without campaigning for the manager out on the internet

Make of that what you will.

Boooooooooooooooo lol

 

[sageyefc]

Green is the gateway olive.

And the gateway to being a Tory

 

[chicoazul]

And the gateway to being a Tory

Big Philly Carter was my hero.

 

[nsno-chris]

And the gateway to being a Tory

Oh WOW

*launches olives in the bin

 

[bicycleheader]

Welcome back bud, haven’t seen you in a while

Cheers! I binned it all off when they announced the last guy. Went cold turkey. Hopefully they appoint somebody at least tolerable and I can get back to the annoyance and misery of watching the games.

 

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Cheers

 

[ToffeeTim]

Olives are not for me. Not even on pizza

 

[nsno-chris]

Cheers! I binned it all off when they announced the last guy. Went cold turkey. Hopefully they appoint somebody at least tolerable and I can get back to the annoyance and misery of watching the games.

Yeah I remember you saying that, and like a trooper you stool by your word

Good to have you back