Evertonian maturity

[Azza]

If you start eating olives you're gonna get the same accent as The Esk soon.

#dinewithchico

 

[Bungle]

Can you help a returning soldier know who the register folk are on here now with your personal top five?

It's difficult to name a top 5 as there are many candidates nowadays, a good starting point is this dangerous group of individuals though, some of which you'll already be familiar with, some of which may even be you for all I know.

@ForeverBlue92
@TheBigIguana
@Eggs
@hktoffee
@Theoneandonly
@EverTheOptimist

 

[chicoazul]

It's difficult to name a top 5 as there are many candidates nowadays, a good starting point is this dangerous group of individuals though, some of which you'll already be familiar with, some of which may even be you for all I know.

@ForeverBlue92
@TheBigIguana
@Eggs
@hktoffee
@Theoneandonly
@EverTheOptimist

Thank you for your expertise. I shall be vigilant but with an open heart.

 

[Furey1878]

It’s been said that the following markers indicate that an Evertonian has passed from super bloo into Evertonian maturity.

- stops abusing young players
- realises that after 27 years Everton are no longer entitled to cups, nor anywhere near a big club
- likes olives
- accepts that Liverpool Football Club absolutely dwarf Everton and likely always will
- does not obsess over new signings
- refrains from using lad at least once in every sentence
- goes more than 1 year without campaigning for the manager out on the internet

Make of that what you will.

All of this though I would append it with:

(1) Doesn't get grim satisfaction from our club's failures
(2) Accepts they can stop supporting the club / spending their hard earned dough on it at any time
(3) Doesn't take said failures in (1) as a cruel joke on their existence because of the reality of (2)
(4) After all this, know that it's still okay to want better for the club you choose to support and can be vocal / active in trying to achieve that in a reasonable way without fear of being labelled an online superbloo

 

[Bungle]

Thank you for your expertise. I shall be vigilant but with an open heart.

I'm just a man approaching middle age throwing insults around at strangers on the internet, I thought I'd grow out of it at some point but then realised it's more fun if you don't.

 

[chicoazul]

All of this though I would append it with:

(1) Doesn't get grim satisfaction from our club's failures
(2) Accepts they can stop supporting the club / spending their hard earned dough on it at any time
(3) Doesn't take said failures in (1) as a cruel joke on their existence because of the reality of (2)
(4) After all this, know that it's still okay to want better for the club you choose to support and can be vocal / active in trying to achieve that in a reasonable way without fear of being labelled an online superbloo

Rejected.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm just a man approaching middle age throwing insults around at strangers on the internet, I thought I'd grow out of it at some point but then realised it's more fun if you don't.

This sounds like a jolly good pastime. Where do I sign up?

 

[Dave Hickson]

This thread is made for Matt Damon.

 

[Bungle]

This sounds like a jolly good pastime. Where do I sign up?

You're already logged into the finest place on the internet if you wish to poke fun at fellas with erectile dysfunction, steroid abuse, piles and those offering threats of physical violence when you have a differing opinion or doubt their devotion to Everton.

Dive right in.

 

[chicoazul]

You're already logged into the finest place on the internet if you wish to poke fun at fellas with erectile dysfunction, steroid abuse, piles and those offering threats of physical violence when you have a differing opinion or doubt their devotion to Everton.

Dive right in.

Gonna take some time to work out on what side I’m on here to be honest.

 

[john jako]

It's difficult to name a top 5 as there are many candidates nowadays, a good starting point is this dangerous group of individuals though, some of which you'll already be familiar with, some of which may even be you for all I know.

@ForeverBlue92
@TheBigIguana
@Eggs
@hktoffee
@Theoneandonly
@EverTheOptimist

@Zatara looks like bungs has now to a liking to you. Good to see.

 

[Nymzee]

This thread is made for Matt Damon.

The actor?

 

[when i score we riot]

Olives stink as much as our transfer policy.

Maybe olives need to hire a director of football.

 

[tommytowne]

Tapinade over olives though

Just discovered tapinade.
What a wonderful accoutrement.

 

[Billy Dean]

The actor?

There used to be a poster called Matt Damon who was really good at presenting data in graphs.