Evertonian maturity

[Nymzee]

There used to be a poster called Matt Damon who was really good at presenting data in graphs.

Yeh I know, was trying to wriggle a confession out of David.

 

[kenada_blue]

It’s been said that the following markers indicate that an Evertonian has passed from super bloo into Evertonian maturity.

- stops abusing young players
- realises that after 27 years Everton are no longer entitled to cups, nor anywhere near a big club
- likes olives
- accepts that Liverpool Football Club absolutely dwarf Everton and likely always will
- does not obsess over new signings
- refrains from using lad at least once in every sentence
- goes more than 1 year without campaigning for the manager out on the internet

Make of that what you will.

Signing anyone above 27 years old is a "bad move". That maturity?

 

[turner]

People say @davek is the master WUM, but he lacks subtlety and precision, with his carpet-posting and being terminally online. @chicoazul waits until moments of high drama and then strikes.

Davek is like artillery in WWI: thousands of shells to kill a few grunts
Chico is like a tomahawk missile through your wedding venue's letter box.

Gotta respect his game.

 

[chicoazul]

People say @davek is the master WUM, but he lacks subtlety and precision, with his carpet-posting and being terminally online. @chicoazul waits until moments of high drama and then strikes.

Davek is like artillery in WWI: thousands of shells to kill a few grunts
Chico is like a tomahawk missile through your wedding venue's letter box.

Gotta respect his game.

Hope you’re well T-baby.

 

[Dave Hickson]

Yeh I know, was trying to wriggle a confession out of David.

It's Dave