Evertonian maturity

[nsno-chris]

Think we need a “are Olives a Tory snack” thread with a poll

 

[Abertonian]

It’s been said that the following markers indicate that an Evertonian has passed from super bloo into Evertonian maturity.

- stops abusing young players
- realises that after 27 years Everton are no longer entitled to cups, nor anywhere near a big club
- likes olives
- accepts that Liverpool Football Club absolutely dwarf Everton and likely always will
- does not obsess over new signings
- refrains from using lad at least once in every sentence
- goes more than 1 year without campaigning for the manager out on the internet

Make of that what you will.

Olives stink as much as our transfer policy.

 

[Bungle]

It’s been said that the following markers indicate that an Evertonian has passed from super bloo into Evertonian maturity.

- stops abusing young players
- realises that after 27 years Everton are no longer entitled to cups, nor anywhere near a big club
- likes olives
- accepts that Liverpool Football Club absolutely dwarf Everton and likely always will
- does not obsess over new signings
- refrains from using lad at least once in every sentence
- goes more than 1 year without campaigning for the manager out on the internet

Make of that what you will.

*searches for hidden message

 

[Tigger]

No to Olive's, yes to @davek

 

[Cow kecks]

It’s been said that the following markers indicate that an Evertonian has passed from super bloo into Evertonian maturity.

- stops abusing young players
- realises that after 27 years Everton are no longer entitled to cups, nor anywhere near a big club
- likes olives
- accepts that Liverpool Football Club absolutely dwarf Everton and likely always will
- does not obsess over new signings
- refrains from using lad at least once in every sentence
- goes more than 1 year without campaigning for the manager out on the internet

Make of that what you will.

Switch the Olive's to cheese on toast and it's like you know me very well.

 

[sageyefc]

Think we need a “are Olives a Tory snack” thread with a poll

It starts with olives then next thing you know you’re dipping celery sticks into hummus and drinking wheatgrass juice

 

[chicoazul]

*searches for hidden message

I forgot to add a hidden message in this one. They didn’t get the hidden one in the other thread so it’s probably best.

 

[Nymzee]

If you start eating olives you're gonna get the same accent as The Esk soon.

 

[voodoobloo]

I’ve been very understanding of different blues’ views on our managerial position over the last 7 months, but I’ve had enough. Equating Mediterranean peasant food to being a fascist is the straw that broke the Spanish Camel’s back.

 

[Deckard2049]

 

[Nymzee]

Always loved this vid lol

 

[Bungle]

I forgot to add a hidden message in this one. They didn’t get the hidden one in the other thread so it’s probably best.

Very clever ploy to suggest olives was acceptable so people would out themselves, we're gonna need a new register soon.

 

[chicoazul]

Very clever ploy to suggest olives was acceptable so people would out themselves, we're gonna need a new register soon.

Can you help a returning soldier know who the register folk are on here now with your personal top five?

 

[Cow kecks]

Always loved this vid lol

Gail can eat her Olive's through a tennis racket.

 

[MikeH72]

If you start eating olives you're gonna get the same accent as The Esk soon.

Will I have my own website too though?