Fabian Delph

[ford_uk]

Literally the two main games we need him for are the next two with Allan out. One week away. Absolutely vintage Delph.

Classic !! Our heroes return has gone a bit Pete Tong

 

[T LEAFE]

You couldn't make it up

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Another week or so Frank said? Ffs

This a Delph Week, right? It's a peculiarity in the world of physics, as it ignores all known laws of Time and space to last forever and also be specific to his current locale / employer.



Weird, huh?

 

[Tony’s Carp]

This a Delph Week, right? It's a peculiarity in the world of physics, as it ignores all known laws of Time and space to last forever and also be specific to his current locale / employer.



Weird, huh?

Like a mirage in the desert, the more you walk towards him the further away he gets. A figment on the horizon, permanently one week away.

 

[Thomasc]

Bet he’s unavailable this weekend

Wasn’t difficult to predict tbf

 

[tommytowne]

Not surprised really...Will probably be on the bench for burnley and I can see maybe play some minutes from then onwards...not seeing delph starting for a number of weeks

I'll wager he'll be nowhere near the bench anytime soon. Just why the frig Frank wasted his breath even reporting on the frauds status, is beyond me.

 

[mightymoyes]

wonder will he actually retire after this season, surely he wont find another complete mug club like us to pay him an actual wage.

 

[MACCA75]

Imagine going into a season knowing that you will have to rely on Gomes, Delph or Gbamin at some point.
Was like starting a long journey in a cut and shut car.

 

[MikeH72]

wonder will he actually retire after this season, surely he wont find another complete mug club like us to pay him an actual wage.

We gave him a THREE YEAR deal lol lol lol

 

[ForeverBlue92]

No pride this fella has

Just retire !

 

[stevie blott]

Imagine going into a season knowing that you will have to rely on Gomes, Delph or Gbamin at some point.
Was like starting a long journey in a cut and shut car.

Gbammin is gone mate

 

[welshtoffee]

Just what is the point of DELPH , I did not think my hate of him could get any worse....USELESS WASTER !!!!"

 

[MACCA75]

Gbammin is gone mate

I realise that.

 

[Bluerover]

Anyone know how many games this fraud has turned up for? Fed up with these blinking sick notes.

 

[Clarky cat]

Signed in 2019, he‘s made 36 appearances….. Ive probably spent more time cutting my nails than he has playing in that time. What a signing.

The biggest impact he’s ever had here is being ridiculously sent off against Watford, without him and down to 10 men Everton won the game. What a signing.

Anyone know how many games this fraud has turned up for? Fed up with these blinking sick notes.