deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I am confident he regrets ever hearing from Blue Bill...
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TheSecondComing
Player Valuation: £35m
Blue Bill doesn’t he’s made up he’s made him very very rich and oh yeah gets to play with his train set.
Acted liked a Martyr he did.
Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
He has not got that much readily available.
Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
Having seconds thoughts?? bit late now.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
We’ve not improved one but under this fella’s stewardship.
He has some big decisions to make.
He has some big decisions to make.
MichaelEFC96
Player Valuation: £15m
His decision making has been poor but without his money we’d be f*****
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
You and Uz need to back Carlo to the hilt.
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
Five years in. 500m spent. Dire mid table side being outplayed by Southampton and making them look like Brazil.
Sums it up really. It's shocking to think that 500 mill has been spent on that dross of a squad over the last 5 seasons. 99% of our signings have been awful. WHO is recommending these players? Kenny dalgliesh?
Joeharper07
Player Valuation: £750k
Just hope he doesn’t turn into Randy Learner if the taps turned off we are toast
Blue Juice
Player Valuation: £25m
Imagine working your whole life to make all this money only to watch Everton incinerate it infront of your eyes year after year
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Incinerate indicates there would be some kind of energy being released, this is more like watching money decompose and erode slowly over time.
the previous managers have fooked us over
Luckilly Billy we've recouped a fair chunk of that outlay back so even though it looks proper grim (which it is) selling the likes of Lukaku, Stones, Gueye, Lookman, Vlasic and so on certainly helps.