Father TW's pre-match prayer thread

[Nyhus]

I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am Everton, when I lay My vengeance upon them

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Someone recited a beautiful passage before we played Newcastle and I believe it got the job done.

Kev1:01

Amen

Can't beat a bit of old testament fire and bumstone my son.

God bless.

 

[Bluebonic]

Corinthians 4:8-9
We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed; Perplexed, but not in despair; Persecuted, but not abandoned; Struck down, but not destroyed.
Amen
KAGS sayeth the Lord

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Corinthians Labone 4:8-9
We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed; Perplexed, but not in despair; Persecuted, but not abandoned; Struck down, but not destroyed.
Amen
KAGS sayeth the Lord

Just a slight amendment my son.

God bless.

 

[Nyhus]

I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am Everton, when I lay My vengeance upon them

Actually, this would be more fitting:
I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Football Association, when I lay My vengeance upon Everton

 

[blue61]

Heavenly Father, we are on our knees asking for three points during these times of despair. We call unto you for a dodgy penalty. We are tired and weary. Hold Franks hand and be our hope. Let our trust be in you and you alone. We know that this season will pass because nothing lasts forever. For now, let your snide take us through these trying moments. Do not forsake us, Lord. Amen.

 

[Amw79]

Not a religious man, but if one of The Big Guys wants to drop in and give the blues 3 points today, I’ll happily spend the rest of my life promoting whichever flavour of religion they like.

 

[Sadken]

I believe in God and the holy trinity .

 

[summerisle]

John 3:16 - "For God so loved the Everton that he gave his one and only Richarlison, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but will avoid relegation"

 

[anton66]

Forgive me Father I have sinned. Bad thoughts of naked, nubile women smothering their oiled up bodies all over me. Can you help?

 

[KaiserEFC]

Our father who art in Heaven
What’s our ‘kin name
Thy frankly ludicrous 2 o’clock kick off come, thy will be done over by VAR again
On a dodgy stream as it is in Leicester
Give us this day our weekly 5 pints and 2 lines in the gents at the Spellow and forgive us for appointing Gravy tits and the Waiter
Lead us not into relegation but deliver us from Moshiri and Kenwrong
For thy have mugged us off for too long now and look what the other lot got off the Devil
Amen

 

[gonetomorrow]

The Eleventh Commandment: Get stuck In!!

 

[brieverton]

Good day blue brothers and sisters.
Feel free to post prayers before each game to aid our team.
Failing that, incoherent, fingers crossed, wear the same undies as the last match, psychobabble will suffice.

John 16:23-24
In that day you will ask nothing of me. Truly, truly, I say to you, whatever you ask of the Father in my name, he will give it to you. Until now you have asked nothing in my name. Ask, and you will receive, that your joy may be full.

God bless.

With God on our side, we cannot fail. I hope!

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Our father,who art in heaven,
Howard be thy name ???