Father TW's pre-match prayer thread

[anton66]

Communion anyone?

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

God isnt real.

FALSE

 

[kev]

Communion anyone?

Just the wine for me please

 

[KaiserEFC]

This is wonderful and deserves showering with love and adulation.


Philistines

I must admit I thought it’d get a bit more of a response like. I had to Google the Lord’s Prayer and everything!

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Thank you baby Jesus and all of the Saints.

It’s on lads.

 

[Connor mcloud]

Thank you baby Jesus and all of the Saints.

It’s on lads.

And the little donkey

 

[Mrtallywacker]

And the little donkey

Leave Iwobi out of this my son, he did alright today.

God bless.

 

[Clarky cat]

If he is, he certainly doesn’t like us blues.

Or women, or children in the care of his followers….

 

[ToffeeDan]

The Lord's Prayer

Gar' Farrelly, Howie, Arteta and Hibbo, Hamilton What's Our Name? A King, Dom, Coleman; Ray Wilson Dunne on earth - it is Blue Heaven. Gib Os Todd Dean our Digne Brace; and Fellaini us our Trebilcock Asa Weir Ferguson those who Distin against us; and Lill Uns Nev into Temple Tosun, Buckley Deulofeu us from Eto'o. For thine is the kingdom, Paul Power, Royle Gary, for Everton Ever Amen.

 

[Paul Rideout]

God isnt real.

I hear he’s more Barca

 

[Mrtallywacker]

The Lord's Prayer

Gar' Farrelly, Howie, Arteta and Hibbo, Hamilton What's Our Name? A King, Dom, Coleman; Ray Wilson Dunne on earth - it is Blue Heaven. Gib Os Todd Dean our Digne Brace; and Fellaini us our Trebilcock Asa Weir Ferguson those who Distin against us; and Lill Uns Nev into Temple Tosun, Buckley Deulofeu us from Eto'o. For thine is the kingdom, Paul Power, Royle Gary, for Everton Ever Amen.

Fellaining a Trebilcock?? Did @Bungle help you write this my son?

God bless.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Deuteronomy 20:4
For the Lord your God is he who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies, to give you the victory.



Swat these no-marks like the bugs they are blue boys.

God bless.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Real teams don’t play in yellow

Jesus, Corinthians 69:3

 

[GraemeS1980]

Psalm 18:7-8
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Everton, I will fear no evil from across the park: for thou art not with me; thy Richy and thy Frank they comfort me.

 

[Earwigjoe]

Deuteronomy Chapter 20
Laws relating to war.

[1] If thou go out to war against thy enemies, and see hornets and snakewavers, and the numbers of the enemy's army greater than thine, thou shalt not fear them: because the Lord thy God is with thee,