Father TW's pre-match prayer thread

[Toffeepot]

? Dear God, please help me understand why I am having a schizophrenic discourse with an imaginary entity such as yourself
Impatiently yours
ToffePot
P.S. The Blues better win tonight or there'll be slaps for you! ?

 

[Mrtallywacker]

? Dear God, please help me understand why I am having a schizophrenic discourse with an imaginary entity such as yourself
Impatiently yours
ToffePot
P.S. The Blues better win tonight or there'll be slaps for you! ?

Don't worry about it my son, its been happening to me for years.

God bless.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

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[ToffeeDan]

Dear Football God

My team are at the Vicarage tonight. Please entertain them Royally and treat them well.

 

[brieverton]

A win for Everton tonight please. It would be doing Gods work.

 

[Bluerover]

A win for Everton tonight please. It would be doing Gods work.

satan in full form last night

 

[Earwigjoe]

satan in full form last night

Its all good, we're on the right side. I know a woman in blue who'll crush his head with her heel.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Where are you Father - you've been watching Dem Reds again I bet - my family need your help, please!

Daniel (in the Lion's Den, feeling abandoned)

 

[KaiserEFC]

“Your Eagles are a bit crap really but your cheerleaders are fit so it isn’t all bad”

-Isaiah 39:7

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Where are you Father - you've been watching Dem Reds again I bet - my family need your help, please!

Daniel (in the Lion's Den, feeling abandoned)

Know thine enemy my son.

God bless.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Psalm 71:5
For you, O Lord, are my hope, my trust, O Lord, from my youth.

 

[Bluerover]

Psalm 119 (120) Depending on which Bible translation you prefer.

I was in trouble, and cried to the Lord;
and he answered me.
Lord, free me from the lips of liars,
from deceitful tongues.
What will be given you, what will you receive,
deceitful tongue?
Sharp arrows from the warrior,
hardened in the flames.

 

[wm02]

From today’s first reading (Catholic Mass):

After this I shall return and rebuild the fallen hut of David; from its ruins I shall rebuild it and raise it up again,
so that the rest of humanity may seek out the Lord, even all the Gentiles on whom my name is invoked.
Thus says the Lord who accomplishes these things, known from of old.

 

[Earwigjoe]

Time to call the big guns in, proper Hail Mary needed tonight

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[Milk]

The Question IS .........

Do you put more faith in the Lord or your "lucky" (& crusty) undercrackers?