Father TW's pre-match prayer thread

[MrD]

Austin 3:16 says....I just whipped your ass.

 

[varnish]

The Allfather says to raise your swords and destroy them!

 

[Bluerover]

2 Cor 12:10 That is why, for Christ’s sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

With God on our side, we cannot fail. I hope!

Keep the faith brother.

God bless.

 

[wm02]

From today’s first reading (Catholic Mass):

I have made you a light to the Gentiles,
that you may be an instrument of salvation to the ends of the earth

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Forgive me Father I have sinned. Bad thoughts of naked, nubile women smothering their oiled up bodies all over me. Can you help?

Not without pictures my son.

God bless.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Abide with me, fast falls the eventide............

 

[tim gabbott]

God Saves. As long as Gordon scores on the rebound… I’m happy

 

[Bluerover]

Buíochas le Dia - I might sleep tonight

 

[Amw79]

Not a religious man, but if one of The Big Guys wants to drop in and give the blues 3 points today, I’ll happily spend the rest of my life promoting whichever flavour of religion they like.

Just waiting now for the Big Guy to tell me which religion I need to peddle for the rest of my life.

 

[RomanReigns]

thank you father

 

[LostLegend]

“JUST F****N’ HIT IT WILL YE!!!” -St. Domingo 2:13

 

[Carlito]

 

[Mrtallywacker]

See you on Wednesday for pre match prayers blessed Evertonians.

God bless.

 

[tommye]

Our father who art in Heaven
What’s our ‘kin name
Thy frankly ludicrous 2 o’clock kick off come, thy will be done over by VAR again
On a dodgy stream as it is in Leicester
Give us this day our weekly 5 pints and 2 lines in the gents at the Spellow and forgive us for appointing Gravy tits and the Waiter
Lead us not into relegation but deliver us from Moshiri and Kenwrong
For thy have mugged us off for too long now and look what the other lot got off the Devil
Amen

This is wonderful and deserves showering with love and adulation.


Philistines